Strap on your seatbelt cause here we go! (Sang to the tune of the William Tell Overture)
Get up now, get up now, get up out of bed, wash your face; brush your teeth, comb your sleepy head; here’s your clothes and your shoes hear the words I said; get up NOW get up & make your bed! Are you hot? Are you cold? Are you wearing that? Where’s your books & your lunch & homework at? Grab your coat & your gloves and your scarf & hat, don’t forget you’ve gotta feed the cat. Eat your breakfast, the experts tell us it’s the most important meal of all; take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big & tall. Remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at 3 today, don’t forget your piano lessons is this afternoon so you must play; don’t shovel, chew slowly, but hurry, the bus is here; be careful, come back here, did you wash behind your ears? Play outside, don’t leave the door open, would you just play fair; be polite, make a friend don’t forget to share. Work it out, wait your turn, never take a dare; get along, don’t make me come down there! Clean your room, fold your clothes, put your stuff away; make the bed, do it now, do we have all day? Were you born in a barn? Would you like some hay? Can you even hear a word I say? Is that the phone? Get off the phone! Don’t sit so close; turn it down, no texting at the table. No more computer time tonight! Your Ipod is My Ipod if you don’t listen up! Where are you going & with whom & what time do you think you’re coming home? Say Thank you, Please, Excuse me makes you welcome everywhere you roam. You’ll appreciate my wisdom someday when you’re older & you’re grown! Can’t wait till ya have a couple little children of your own! You’ll thank me for the council I gave you so willingly, but right now, I’d Thank you not to roll your eyes at me! Close your mouth when you chew, we’d appreciate, take a bite, maybe two up the stuff you hate, Use your fork, do not burp or I’ll set you straight, Eat the food I put upon your plate! Get an A, get the door, don’t get smart with me! Get a grip! Get in here on the count to three! Get a job; get a life get a PHD! Get a goat. I don’t care who started it! You’re grounded until you’re 36! Get your story straight, and tell the truth for once, for heavens sake AND if all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump too? If I said it once I’ve said it at least a thousand times before that you ‘re too old to act this way! It must be you’re fathers DNA! Look at me when I am talking! Stand up straighter when you walk! A place for everything. And everything must be in place! Stop crying or I’ll give you something real to cry about! OH! Brush your teeth, wash your face, get your PJ’s on. Get in bed, Get a hug! Say a prayer with mom, don’t forget I love you! (Smooch) and tomorrow we will do this all again because a moms work never ends! You don’t need the reason why! Because, because, because, because, I said so, I said so, I said so, I said so! I’m the Mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom! Ta Dah!
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