Former AI who had sex with Paris now embarassed

[Morg]

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PERILS OF PARIS
PARIS Hilton wrecks lives. Just ask Robert "Millsy" Mills, an Australian "American Idol" contestant who had a one-night stand with the bed-hopping heiress in Sydney three years ago. He was snapped by paparazzi standing on her balcony the next morning and has been so ridiculed about it that he's fled the country in embarrassment to hide out in Thailand. "People just refer to him as the guy who had the romance with Paris Hilton - but he just wishes it had never happened," says his mom, Bronwyn, who's worried her son's recording career has stalled.

Boo hoo and I hope he has his shots

 

[elektrafighter]

^Lmao.

 

[Prodigy]

remember... sex with Paris lasts one night. but herpes lasts a lifetime.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Who hasn't had sex with her in Hollywood?

 

[Hunter Rider]

"People just refer to him as the guy who had the romance with Paris Hilton - but he just wishes it had never happened," says his mom, Bronwyn,

 

[The Comedian]

I'd be embarrassed if I got herpes too

 

[Immortalfire]

An artificial intelligence had sex with a city? Talk about doing the nasty

 

[The Comedian]

An artificial intelligence had sex with a city? Talk about doing the nasty

Vibrator technology has gotten pretty advanced these days

 

[Kaleb]

''had the romance'' , oh come on who talks like that ?

 

[The Comedian]

''had the romance'' , oh come on who talks like that ?

People who are too prude to says he F**ked her

 

[DOG LIPS]

''had the romance'' , oh come on who talks like that ?

I'm going to had the romance your face up if you don't stop making fun of people.

 

[ScottyBBadd]

remember... sex with Paris lasts one night. but herpes lasts a lifetime.

A fair warning to all.

 

[Immortalfire]

remember... sex with Paris lasts one night. but herpes lasts a lifetime.

Sound advice.

 

[Shadow_Knight]

Jeez who else would have sex with Paris Hilton.

 

[DorkyFresh]

Paris Hilton's coochie is so bad not only does she spread STD's, but anyone who bones her will also catch her bad reputation...haha!

 

[Jolie_Desastre]

why is this girl famous

 

[Hunter Rider]

why is this girl famous

Paris Hilton managed the impossible and made porn boring

 

[Jolie_Desastre]

Paris Hilton managed the impossible and made porn boring

that video made me sad. and made me laugh. and made me lose my appetite.

 

[ScottyBBadd]

Paris Hilton managed the impossible and made porn boring

I did not think that was possible.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

why is this girl famous

Because anytime a man ****s her, his penis falls off within five months of insertion.

 

[Shadow_Knight]

She is a nasty little broad she should be ashamed of her self.

 

[Jolie_Desastre]

Because anytime a man ****s her, his penis falls off within five months of insertion.

basically

 

[jaguarr]

Paris Hilton's coochie is so bad not only does she spread STD's, but anyone who bones her will also catch her bad reputation...haha!

Haha! Sounds like he caught feelings.

jag

 

[Tangled Web]

"Had the Romance"

What?

"Uh, getting intimate?"

Oh, you mean like ****ing?

 

[War Lord]

remember... sex with Paris lasts one night. but herpes lasts a lifetime.

Herpes does not last a lifetime.

It lasts several lifetimes.