Fred Willard arrested for... wait for it...

[Godzilla2000]

With the smut that these theaters show, why is this lewd behavior compared to the filth on the screen?

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

With the smut that these theaters show, why is this lewd behavior compared to the filth on the screen?

I kinda agree.

Since Mr Willard never heard of the internet and feels he has to go to a porn theater (for the ambience, I guess), then who exactly are the police protecting him from? The other dude watching the porn that probably has his dick out? This is so ridiculous on so many levels.

 

[Sawyer]

I went to the library today.

The police arrested me for reading.

 

[Pink Ranger]

I went to the library today.

The police arrested me for reading.

Depending on which US state it was, you may not be exaggerating.