Fred Willard arrested for... wait for it...

[Manic]

Do the man's bits and pieces even work anymore? Maybe he just forgot to zip his fly after leaving the bathroom.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Yeah, seriously. How Tori Black didn't win an Oscar for Extremely Lewd and Incredibly Close is beyond me.

Oh please, that movie was just preachy 9/11 propaganda, on top of being preachy 69/69 propaganda.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

"Yeah... that's right. Do it like I showed ya.... Did someone say '69'?"

 

[<(o_o)>]

Sometimes when you've been getting off for years using weird methods, you start looking for more extreme ways of doing it. Some times you look at porn that's just a little bit weirder or you do it in places where there's an increased risk of being caught to heighten the experience.

At least he didn't pull a David Carradine & end up killing himself while trying to do it.

 

[Hotwire]

lol Fred Willard's next movie was "The Yank."

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0929609/

Perhaps this was just research?

I swear, you just can't make this s*** up!

 

[AndrewGilkison]

Why would you *********e at an adult theater anymore anyway? This isn't the 70's!

 

[Rowsdower!]

Oh please, that movie was just preachy 9/11 propaganda, on top of being preachy 69/69 propaganda.

Yeah, I guess you're right. Midnight in Paris Hilton was much better.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Yeah, I guess you're right. Midnight in Paris Hilton was much better.

Also directed by Woody Allen, not surprisingly.

 

[Brian2887]

I think this story is quaint. Willard is 72. He shouldn't be punished because he doesn't know how to work the internet.

 

[Hypestyle]

he's too old for this type of carrying on. Geez, just stay at home if you want to do that..

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

What else are you meant to do in a XXX Theater? Eat popcorn and appreciate the art of the film?

 

[Pink Ranger]

What else are you meant to do in a XXX Theater? Eat popcorn and appreciate the art of the film?

I've never been to one of those theatres, but if I was in one, I would not eat a damn thing from their concession stand.

 

[Metal Spidey]

Somehow a lewd act in an adult theater doesn't sound all that bad.

 

[bell110]

There are still adult theaters around?

 

[Pink Ranger]

There are still adult theaters around?

They exist only to ensnare minor celebrities in sex scandals.

A year from now, police will arrest Rachael Leigh Cook for pleasuring herself in an adult theatre.

 

[Sawyer]

I loved TMZ reporting on this yesterday. First thing out of Harvey Levin's mouth...

"Do these theaters have snacks?"

 

[Pink Ranger]

I loved TMZ reporting on this yesterday. First thing out of Harvey Levin's mouth...

"Do these theaters have snacks?"

Just don't go to the counter and ask for a jumbo-sized Milky Way. You will not like what happens next.

 

[Captain_Obvious]

There are still adult theaters around?

yessir

 

[Sawyer]

Just don't go to the counter and ask for a jumbo-sized Milky Way. You will not like what happens next.

D'awww....

 

[3rdstone]

There are still adult theaters around?

yessir

I'm completely amazed that they still get around. Back here adult movies at cinemas disappeared the same moment as the video rental stores turned up around the early 80:s.

Today most videostores have got rid of the porn sections, since almost nobody have rented those flicks for quite a while.

 

[Maximum Carnage]

He's 72.. who cares? I'm more impressed he can actually get it up..

 

[Sawyer]

PBS boss: Willard's Arrest Would "Distract" from Market Warriors

Is it possible to distract from a show no one knows exists? If anything, this might attract some attention.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Today most videostores have got rid of the porn sections, since almost nobody have rented those flicks for quite a while.

There are many victims of this development. The beaded curtain industry has never recovered.

 

[mjbull23]

Bizarre story. I wonder if he has a auto biography or some other promo material coming out he is trying to plug?

I see a Letterman appearance coming out of this. blah

 

[8wid]

One thinks of Barney the purple dinosaur or the Teletubbies doing this kind of stuff and not Fred Willard.