The Spawn
Better Than You
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It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three candidates.
Who would you vote for?
Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with
astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain
smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon,
used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey
every evening.
Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke,
drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be our choice?
Here are the facts about the three candidates.
Who would you vote for?
Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with
astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain
smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon,
used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey
every evening.
Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke,
drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be our choice?