Genpets

[Man-Thing]

http://www.genpets.com/index.php

Features

01. Genpet™The Only Bioengineered Buddy. Available in 7 different personality types.

02. Color Coding
Each personality type of the Genpets has been linked to its respective colour, and that color is then used as a base for each package. (Read more)

03. Heart Monitor
Each package has a built in low cost heart monitor that is fully functional, with green LED lights and built in speaker. (Read more)

04. Fresh Strip
Every single package includes an easy to use "fresh gauge". Four simple blue LED lights display the status of the Genpet™. The display will also display if the Genpet™ has been sitting on the store shelf too long, or if the package circuitry has malfunctioned in some way. (Read more)

05. Bio-Genica IV System
While the Genpets hang on the store shelves they are in a form of hibernation. Each Genpet™ package has a special nutrient feeding tube attached to it, supplying our specially formulated mix and keeping them healthy and asleep.

06. Genpet™ Restraints
Restraining the pets in their packaging ensures no damage to the product, as well as allowing for optimal consumer viewing.

 

[FunBobPants]

im buying one


EDIT: holy ****! i tihnk those things are ALIVE

 

[Hades]

I want to buy one so I can torture it.

I wonder how will it well take to being smashed with a hammer, or being put in the mircowave.

 

[Aqua Is Forever]

This isn't real.....is it?

 

[Aqua Is Forever]

 

[Hades]

Yes, it seems pretty damn fake to me.

 

[Edward Brock]

I can't belive people are so naive.

I'm just not sure about the point of these things... are they supposed to be just for exposition in the stores?

Love that pic with the kid though

http://www.brandejs.ca/images/Portfolio/Genpetsconcept.htm

 

[Immortalfire]

Who is that? A Hype member?

 

[Batty for Bats!]

I'm gonna buy one just to leave it on the kitchen floor. Scare the Falcor out of people.

 

[jaguarr]

LOL!

jag

 

[Tsunulia]

Holy crap It looks like it's been hung inside that package. Has it been sacrificed?

 

[bored]

Strange.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

To me it looks tied down so you can sacrifice it, with a ceremonial blade.

 

[black_dust]

Kill it kill it!!!!!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

This isn't real.....is it?

It's totally real. I saw it on 60 minutes and the Lehrer New Hour.

 

[Decay]

He looks horrible!!! Not many people would buy such things considering the fact that there are sweet puppies and kittens to buy as pets, and plus cats and dogs would be a lot cheaper.

 

[Tsunulia]

If you plan on getting one, there are 3 rules to owning these thing that you can not break!







1). Don't Let it Near Bright Lights
2). Don't Get it Wet and
3.) What Ever You Do, DO NOT Feed it After Midnight

 

[JLBats]

I love Genital Pets.

 

[Equint77]

i'm grossed out

 

[Aqua Is Forever]

It's totally real. I saw it on 60 minutes and the Lehrer New Hour.

******* **** ***** monkey **** suck

 

[ico]

I'm still confused as to whether this is real or not. I feel like somebody is pulling my leg but the gullible side of me wants to believe...

 

[jaguarr]

The damn things are creepy.

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

******* **** ***** monkey **** suck

The Erotic Poetry of Aqua Is Forever

 

[Aqua Is Forever]

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