Giant, Round Prehistoric Turtle Discovered

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  2. ThePhantasm 2 sexy 4 a stormtrooper

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    What if, deep in the ocean, some of them are still alive?

    (And thus the plot of Teenage Prehistoric Ninja Turtles, directed by Michael Bay, is born)
     
  3. Bim Registered

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    Very interesting!
     
  4. Pink Ranger The North Remembers

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    Teenage: Nope. We're not going after that target demographic. Change it to Tweener.

    Prehistoric: Nope. That won't sell in the Red States, nothing existed before mankind was created, and very little existed before America was created. Change it to Antebellum.

    Ninja: Nope. That's Asian, and Asian stuff never goes over well with test audiences. Change it to Cowboy.

    Turtles: Nope. Turtles carry salmonella, that's a liability issue, and it's also the name of that guy from Entourage. Change to Ponies.


    Tweener Antebellum Cowboy Ponies. That's a hit movie there.
     
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  6. ThePowerCosmic Hyped Up

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    I seriously wouldn't doubt it. The ocean really hasn't been explored that much, no telling what's down there.
     
  7. bullets bang bang

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    :lmao:
     
  8. DarkSovereignty Ooga Chakka

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    if only...::voice softens yet intensifies:: if only...
     
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    this can't be.......... the world didn't exist millions years ago..........
     
  10. DarkSovereignty Ooga Chakka

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    maybe this turtle is god, omg god's a turtle? omghggjfghfnbhgnngf
     
  11. Captain_Obvious Bless Us, Christ Bale

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    Geezus.

    I can already hear the SyFy channel writers scribbling plot ideas... GigantTurtle won't be as badass as Sharktopus but I have high hopes nonetheless.
     
  12. KevanG Pragmatic Villain

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    I'd watch it.
     
  13. sandmjuggalos SAM R I

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    I read the title as "Prosthetic Turtle"....:doh:
     
  14. Pink Ranger The North Remembers

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    Actually, the more I think about it, the better an idea it sounds. A space western with anthropomorphic horses, like 30/30 from Bravestarr.
     

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