Giant, Round Prehistoric Turtle Discovered

[:eek:]

http://www.livescience.com/21544-giant-round-turtle-fossil-titanoboa.html

 

[ThePhantasm]

What if, deep in the ocean, some of them are still alive?

(And thus the plot of Teenage Prehistoric Ninja Turtles, directed by Michael Bay, is born)

 

[Bim]

Very interesting!

 

[Pink Ranger]

(And thus the plot of Teenage Prehistoric Ninja Turtles, directed by Michael Bay, is born)

Teenage: Nope. We're not going after that target demographic. Change it to Tweener.

Prehistoric: Nope. That won't sell in the Red States, nothing existed before mankind was created, and very little existed before America was created. Change it to Antebellum.

Ninja: Nope. That's Asian, and Asian stuff never goes over well with test audiences. Change it to Cowboy.

Turtles: Nope. Turtles carry salmonella, that's a liability issue, and it's also the name of that guy from Entourage. Change to Ponies.


Tweener Antebellum Cowboy Ponies. That's a hit movie there.

 

[cryptic name]

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

What if, deep in the ocean, some of them are still alive?

I seriously wouldn't doubt it. The ocean really hasn't been explored that much, no telling what's down there.

 

[bullets]

Teenage: Nope. We're not going after that target demographic. Change it to Tweener.

Prehistoric: Nope. That won't sell in the Red States, nothing existed before mankind was created, and very little existed before America was created. Change it to Antebellum.

Ninja: Nope. That's Asian, and Asian stuff never goes over well with test audiences. Change it to Cowboy.

Turtles: Nope. Turtles carry salmonella, that's a liability issue, and it's also the name of that guy from Entourage. Change to Ponies.


Tweener Antebellum Cowboy Ponies. That's a hit movie there.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

if only...::voice softens yet intensifies:: if only...

 

[DIRECTOR]

this can't be.......... the world didn't exist millions years ago..........

 

[DarkSovereignty]

maybe this turtle is god, omg god's a turtle? omghggjfghfnbhgnngf

 

[Captain_Obvious]

Geezus.

I can already hear the SyFy channel writers scribbling plot ideas... GigantTurtle won't be as badass as Sharktopus but I have high hopes nonetheless.

 

[KevanG]

Teenage: Nope. We're not going after that target demographic. Change it to Tweener.

Prehistoric: Nope. That won't sell in the Red States, nothing existed before mankind was created, and very little existed before America was created. Change it to Antebellum.

Ninja: Nope. That's Asian, and Asian stuff never goes over well with test audiences. Change it to Cowboy.

Turtles: Nope. Turtles carry salmonella, that's a liability issue, and it's also the name of that guy from Entourage. Change to Ponies.


Tweener Antebellum Cowboy Ponies. That's a hit movie there.

I'd watch it.

 

[sandmjuggalos]

I read the title as "Prosthetic Turtle"....

 

[Pink Ranger]

I'd watch it.

Actually, the more I think about it, the better an idea it sounds. A space western with anthropomorphic horses, like 30/30 from Bravestarr.