Happy Birthday Original Bamfer/Happy Thanksgiving!

[The Original Bamfer]

You're all so lame that you make you all look... so... lame.

 

[Star]

TEDDYS so hot he makes the devil sweat

 

[Cmill216]

TEDDY's so awesome, he makes Bamfer's posts seem even more irrelevant than they already are.

 

[Star]

TEDDYS so powerful he makes Bamfers red name look blue

 

[Showtime]

I don't have to pretend to be nice to Bamfer anymore right?

 

[knowsbleed]

TEDDY's so fat when I had to swerve to avoid hitting him on the road... I ran out of gas.

 

[Cmill216]

I don't have to pretend to be nice to Bamfer anymore right?

TEDDY says yes.

 

[Star]

TEDDY can slam a revolving door

 

[Cmill216]

When TEDDY wants fish, TEDDY gets fish.

 

[knowsbleed]

TEDDY's so stupid, he thought Grape Nuts was an STD.

 

[Star]

TEDDY can drown a fish

 

[Cmill216]

Sgt. Peppers was actually conceived by TEDDY when he saw that someone had spilt seasoning salt all over his GI Joes.

 

[Star]

TEDDY is Darth Vadar's father.... and adoptive mother...

 

[knowsbleed]

TEDDY's so stank, he smells like The Flash's nuts after a good run.

 

[Star]

TEDDY can predict the shuffle on his ipod

 

[knowsbleed]

TEDDY's so creepy... Michael Jackson told him, "No, I'm aight tonite bruh".

 

[Star]

When the Titanic sank TEDDY saved a dozen women who used him as a life raft. He in turn used several children as water wings and, to a certain extent, as propellers.

 

[knowsbleed]

TEDDY was given a medal after saving multiple cadavers from an all female mortuary that was on fire...

he was awarded his dead wings.

 

[chaseter]

You know you have made it when people keep talking in your birthday thread.

 

[TEDDY]

TEDDY!!!

 

[Star]

I hear that Bamfer celebrates his birth a second time today... due to his deep, primal relationship to the turkey

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I hear that Bamfer celebrates his birth a second time today... due to his deep, primal relationship to the turkey

I eat it in celebration...

 

[JP]

Happy Thanksbirthday!


or Birthgiving?

 

[Star]

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Thank you! But I gotta give a holla to my pilgrim peeps, yo! If it weren't for them, turkeys would have no purpose and, well, I'd have no second birthday! :heart: