Happy Birthday to ME!!!

[Kritish]

It's forty-eight minutes into my birthday and you godless sodomites haven't made a thread for me! I'm twenty-seven for Pete's sake I could die at any moment!


:Attention****e:

 

[CConn]

Mee's awesome.

...oh wait.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

I thought for a second you were forty-eight
well, that explains the JAL thread you were just building good Karma!!!!
Karma-cheat! well anyway, Happy Birthday and all that.
and remember.

you're that much closer to death

 

[enterthemadness]

It's forty-eight minutes into my birthday and you godless sodomites haven't made a thread for me! I'm twenty-seven for Pete's sake I could die at any moment!


:Attention****e:

Happy B-day Kev-Kritish.

Hope you get some cake and sweets...and other cr-goodies.

 

[Kritish]

I thought for a second you were forty-eight
well, that explains the JAL thread you were just building good Karma!!!!
Karma-cheat! well anyway, Happy Birthday and all that.
and remember.

you're that much closer to death

Karma cheated me, I'm going to go kill infant whales now...

 

[enterthemadness]

Karma cheated me, I'm going to go kill infant whales now...

Aquaman is so gonna be mad at you.

 

[Kritish]

Aquaman is so gonna be mad at you.

He's too busy playing Mark Foley with Aqua lad to pay attention to little old me.

 

[enterthemadness]

He's too busy playing Mark Foley with Aqua lad to pay attention to little old me.

Spongebob will get you, son!

no he won't.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

Aquaman is so gonna be mad at you.

OOOOH! Aquaman is useless once he is out the water.

Aquaman "your villany is over Krittish meet me at the community pool "
Krit "never!!!!"
Aquaman ""

 

[Kritish]

OOOOH! Aquaman is useless once he is out the water.

Aquaman "your villany is over Krittish meet me at the community pool "
Krit "never!!!!"
Aquaman ""

Aquaman = worst hero ever.

 

[enterthemadness]

OOOOH! Aquaman is useless once he is out the water.

Aquaman "your villany is over Krittish meet me at the community pool "
Krit "never!!!!"
Aquaman ""

The Justice League will take care of it..........or just make fun of Aquaman.

 

[Turtle-Man]

You're happy? Then good birthday to you, m'am. We hope all of your fortune makes you richer, and you decide to spend the extra money on something unique, like a bag of wholesome forbidden rice. Let's all hope you live a few years more. You never know, you might meet the first man of your life. See you in a few. You go, girl!

 

[enterthemadness]

Aquaman = worst hero ever.

He's the superman of the ocean, yo.

 

[Kritish]

You go, girl!

Girl? Jesus Christ, what scares me is that this has happened before...

 

[Kritish]

He's the superman of the ocean, yo.

When Superman dies they make a huge comic thing and bring him back to life.

When Aquaman dies they flush him down the toilet...

 

[Mr Sparkle]

Aquaman = worst hero ever.

tell me about it.
At least namor can pretend to be Mr. spock when he is bored.

 

[Turtle-Man]

Girl? Jesus Christ, what scares me is that this has happened before...

Well, if you're a man, I'm... Jesus Christ.

 

[Turtle-Man]

tell me about it.
At least namor can pretend to be Mr. spock when he is bored.

Hey, Aquaman almost got his own Smallville-type show.

 

[enterthemadness]

Girl? Jesus Christ, what scares me is that this has happened before...

Gee, must have thought girls liked Black Sabbath.

 

[Kevin]

It's forty-eight minutes into my birthday and you godless sodomites haven't made a thread for me! I'm twenty-seven for Pete's sake I could die at any moment!


:Attention****e:

Happy B-day, you 27 year old.... old... man?... YOU'RE OLD!! *runs away.*

 

[Kritish]

Gee, must have thought girls liked Black Sabbath.

Yeah...

Happy B-day, you 27 year old.... old... man?... YOU'RE OLD!! *runs away.*

No, I'm not letting you jump out of my cake...

 

[enterthemadness]

Well, if you're a man, I'm... Jesus Christ.

When I had long hair and a beard in H.S.......I was called JC or Jesus Christ. had peeps from all ove rthe school who I didn't know go 'hey, JC!' damn.

Hey, Aquaman almost got his own Smallville-type show.

Yes, then cancelled when it was discovered that the pilot cost 7 million to make.

 

[Kevin]

Yeah...



No, I'm not letting you jump out of my cake...

I would've eat it from the inside out anyway.

 

[Kritish]

I would've eat it from the inside out anyway.

Fine, I'll let you jump out as long as your wear pants...

 

[X-Chick]

Its really sad when you have to make your own birthday thread.

Happy birthday, dude.