Happy Birthday, Wilhelm-Scream!

[Mee]

Happy Birthday Wilhelm again.

Yeah, it seems like we do this every stinkin year!

 

[tzarinna]

Hope it was a sunshiny day.

 

[Holly]

Yeah, that's the third time you did so.

ok. then im taking one back

 

[DBella]

Happy birthday to possibly THE best poster on here.

You probably won't see this thread, but thought I'd wish you a good birthday.

Why won't he see this thread??

But anyway,
Happy Birthday, Wil. And don't lose your wit and good humor as you get older. Rock on!

 

[Holly]

Why won't he see this thread??

But anyway,
Happy Birthday, Wil. And don't lose your wit and good humor as you get older. Rock on!

he's on a cruise in Alaska

 

[Mee]

Hunting a white whale.

 

[Darth Elektra]

Happy Birthday!

 

[DBella]

he's on a cruise in Alaska

Cruise in Alaska? Exotic. Where in the world is Alaska, again?

Hunting a white whale.

Like there aren't enough white whales in Seattle?
Oh... a different kind of whale... Gotcha!

 

[Holly]

Cruise in Alaska? Exotic. Where in the world is Alaska, again?


Like there aren't enough white whales in Seattle?
Oh... a different kind of whale... Gotcha!

south pole

 

[DBella]

south pole

Hmm... I thought it's in the North Pole but what difference is there since both poles are cold as hell. Speaking of which, I thought hell is supposed to be hot so who came up with that stupid saying anyway?

 

[Themanofbat]

Happy Birthday Willie...

 

[Arkady Rossovich]

3 pages and no reply from Wilhelm?That's suprising.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

He's dead. Someone make a RIP thread for him.


Fran, get to work on his eulogy.

 

[Apollo]

Happy birthday Damnit!!

 

[POWdER-man]

Yeah Happy blah blah blah....

 

[musclesforsupes]

Happy Late Birthday..NOW DO YOUR HOMEWORK!

 

[Showtime]

Happy Belated

From the Old Guy with Glowing Eyes...

 

[jaguarr]

Wil, I wish you a belated happy birthday by quoting The Elecric Six from "A Pleasant Interlude II". Believe me when I say "She doesn't like it too hot. She doesn't like it too cold. ROOM TEMPERATURE! ROOM TEMPERATURE!!!!!".

jag

 

[DV8]

Happy bday, Wilmeister

 

[Prognosticator]

Happy Yesterday!

 

[Duende Verde]

Happy Birthday!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Yo, late thanks to all who said "Happy Birthday" or wished me a fun day. It was actually an unusually great day.

Happy birthday to possibly THE best poster on here.

Thanks and you know, Fran, I really respect you because you're the opposite of a bandwagoner/ass-kisser in that I'm not particularly nice to you...but you still acknowledge my greatness. It's proof that you're just an honest fan. It's like when I used to tell Bison he was a genius and he'd go "YOU DON'T TALK TO ME! Shut the burrito-hole now!".....I didn't turn around and say, "NM, you're not a genius anymore."

Happy Birthday. Don't die on your vacation.

Still, I live.

I hope you see this message much later.
after the hardcore partying has been done.
and you stumble back home wondering what it was you did last night.
yes.
it will be grand!

This was my first sober birthday in like 15 years. I enjoy remembering all of it.

This is the only ****day thread I'll post in, because that Wilhelm creams, and I dig it, he creams real good he does

Oh you bet I god damned do, Guy.

Happy Birthday. I love the name "Wilhelm-Scream," by the way.

Thanks. I don't like your name because I had an argyle phase when I was 13/14 and I don't like remembering it.

wilhelm is getting on my nerves, he's like the hype's andy rooney. he use to be cool.

See, now you're not like Fran. I've given you a little Tough Love 'cause I care about you and now I'm not "cool" anymore.

happy birthday again!! you deserve presents for living another year

All I got was Viet Namese tendon soup and a long conversation.

SUGAR COOKIE?!?!? IT'S YOUR BURFDAY?!?!? Yay!!!

Hi, I miss you, Boysenberry macaroon sundae torte cobbler marmalade sorbet.

Happy f***in' Birthday. Another year closer to death.

Bitin' my styles.

Happy birthday, old guy. We've seen some serious **** in our day. Hooters Pimp, Satan Cat, Lee's Super Crotch, etc. Many more adventures await!

No, I think that was about it for the adventures.
But, better to have zoomed into Lee's Supercrotch and lost than never to have zoomed into Lee's Supercrotch at all.

Happy Birthday, Wilhelm-Scream! Here's something special for you:

Thanks, heh, that's funny hearing them all one after the other.

Happy Birthday you guitar smoking cruise control antichrist

Happy day, you PLAS.

Happy B-day WS, get drunk and break something (hopefully not your hip).

I'm in an Intensive Outpatient Alcohol Addiction Treatment Program.
If I drank and it was found in my urine, I'd be fired from my sweet job which is currently paying loads of money me to vacate for 2 weeks.

As for all this old talk, jeez, I'm only 3 years older than Christian Bale, do you all think of him as an "Old Man"? My hip is spry and powerful. My hip will shatter you.

I don't knwo why, but everytime I see the name Wilhelm Scream it makes me think Squirrels!

Everytime I see your name I think of a warty East European peasant woman sweeping with a broom made of straw while potato soup is simmering in their shack.

Happy Birthday you old ****! Hey, wait a minute...my birthday thread came and went without a snappy Wilhelm stamp to make my year worth living. **** you and your birthday!!!! Nah, hope it's a great one you silly bastard.

I was probably at al***ark so much that I missed your birthday.
You can import this patch to your birthday thread:
***Happy Birthday, gsg!***

Hope it was a sunshiny day.

Actually I hate sunny days and was seriously delighted while walking to meet my friends to float through a dreamy, overcast, cozily dark day, then it rained last night and I love that kind of weather so much that I giggled.

Happy Late Birthday..NOW DO YOUR HOMEWORK!

I'll never join you, Belvedor!!

Happy Birthday!

The impression I get from that it: "Goatse-Nightmare".




Anyway, thanks much for nice thoughts, back to real life.

 

[Badger]

I'm in an Intensive Outpatient Alcohol Addiction Treatment Program.
If I drank and it was found in my urine, I'd be fired from my sweet job which is currently paying loads of money me to vacate for 2 weeks.

As for all this old talk, jeez, I'm only 3 years older than Christian Bale, do you all think of him as an "Old Man"? My hip is spry and powerful. My hip will shatter you.

Sorry about the drunk comment, didn't know. I'd like you to keep your sweet ass job too.

Anyway, old man glad you had a good b-day.

 

[guitarsingerguy]

So, I gotta know. How was the cruise? Alaska seems like it would be one of the cooler places to go.

 

[DarthRekal]

Happy Bday Wilhelm