HASSELHOFF Claims To Have Helped Bring Down BERLIN WALL!

[Lazlo Panaflex]

David Hasselhoff is a genuis, only his mighty vocals can bring down concrete,

 

[jaguarr]

what's with the Germans loving that *****e bag!!!!

Silence, infidel! You should be dragged into the street and run over with K.I.T.T. until your fingers and toes are caught in the front AND rear spoilers!

jag

 

[Mentok]

This is no claim.... Its common freaking knowledge that the Hoff was a catalyst for the events in Germany.

 

[Lazlo Panaflex]

 

[jaguarr]

He's only evil when he's wearing the goatee! Duhhhh! And that was only for entertainment purposes, anyway. The greatness that is Hasselhoff only did that to illustrate how ludicrous evil is to begin with and how it has no chance going against his incredible goodness.

jag

 

[Hades]

So i watched that hooked on a feeling video...does he realize how stupid he looks?
or maybe he doesn't mind being a big joke. He probably gave up trying to be
taken seriously long ago...

 

[Clerk]

Seriously that is the greatest video I've ever seen. It looks like it was made at kareokee night down here at my local Lutes Bar. Can you picture the family conversation to his daughters and dog.

"So Im making a music video, and I want you two to be in it...... think Thriller!"

Now that I think about it, I'm going to become a director and pull a QT. Boy will the audience **** their pants when they see my new movie Dick Bastard. Hasselhoff star as a mafia don who is accused of raping a grandmother. He swears nonstop and kills children as offers people can't refuse. His "Dance sequence" for him will be David singing "I can't get no Satisfaction" then "Cells" while he shoots up Mormons.

 

[jaguarr]

Seriously that is the greatest video I've ever seen. It looks like it was made at kareokee night down here at my local Lutes Bar. Can you picture the family conversation to his daughters and dog.

"So Im making a music video, and I want you two to be in it...... think Thriller!"

Now that I think about it, I'm going to become a director and pull a QT. Boy will the audience **** their pants when they see my new movie Dick Bastard. Hasselhoff star as a mafia don who is accused of raping a grandmother. He swears nonstop and kills children as offers people can't refuse. His "Dance sequence" for him will be David singing "I can't get no Satisfaction" then "Cells" while he shoots up Mormons.

I'm there on opening night!

jag

 

[cyborg ninja 14]

That Hasslehoff video is pure gold

 

[Immortalfire]

Hasselhoff truly is the man. From driving the coolest car in TV history, to working on a beach with da ladies. He's a true king

 

[E. Bison]

Hasselhoff truly is the man. From driving the coolest car in TV history, to working on a beach with da ladies. He's a true king

I really doubt that, I mean for all we know he DID knock the wall down after Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him through it. Besides the only reason he fit in Baywatch is because he was just as "bouncy" as the other lifeguards on duty.

 

[Immortalfire]

Perhaps.

 

[passerby]

I rode the Hasselhoff- Spongebob Squarepants

 

[Darthphere]

Hoff single handedly took down the wall, I saw him with my good eye.

 

[Mr. Edward Hyde]

Breast. Thread. Ever.

 

[ampersand]

Breast. Thread. Ever.

Indeed?

 

[Honey Vibe]

I'm always skeptical of articles like these. Every time I read articles about the "antics" of David Hasselhoff, Johnny Depp, or Tom Cruise, they all reek of quotes out of context...

 

[cyborg ninja 14]

BUMP. this thread must not die.

 

[enterthemadness]

Hasselhoff can sing. I'm impressed and it was a alright song too. Too bad the video was just chessy. I hope that wasn't the real video for that song.

 

[Outsiderzedge]

I like David Hasselhoff and, no, I am not gay.

 

[Ultimate Hulk]

The Hoffster is one lucky bastard, good looking, great voice, surrounded by beautiful women... Wait, I've got him mixed up with Tom Jones I think.

 

[Tangled Web]

LOL! At this thread. Not Reagan, not Gorbachev, not the Pope, but Hasselhoff!

 

[Karem-Knight]

All HAIL THE ALL MIGHTY HOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!