Have you ever thought that...

[Hunter Rider]

ha!
he doesn't hide me nowhere.
i've been here... for-ev-er.
he just always scares me away with the zooming closeups of Superman crotch.t:

He does love a CROTCH close up does our DL

 

[Hunter Rider]

In my pants.

Plenty of room and with no visitors,makes sense

 

[heypapajinx]

In my pants.

ewwwww!!
it smells like urine-cottage cheese in here!!!!
*toasts bread*

He does love a CROTCH close up does our DL

yes.
yes he does.

Plenty of room and with no visitors,makes sense

eeeeeeeee.... burrrrn.
like ice age burn!

 

[DOG LIPS]

Plenty of room and with no visitors,makes sense

Safest and most secretive place in the world.

 

[DOG LIPS]

eeeeeeeee.... burrrrn.
like ice age burn!

That's it, no super-crotch gif for you.

 

[heypapajinx]

That's it, no super-crotch gif for you.

wait.... wait...
*puts hands out in front of face*
i think... yes... my vision is coming back to me now!!!!
I'M CURED!!!!

 

[ultimatefan]

LOL of course im only being hypothetical I'm hung like a goddamn Elephant...........yeah ok im average

If it helps, being a little too above average can be more of a problem than an advantage... Seriously, one girl gave up having sex with me when she saw it.

 

[DOG LIPS]

If it helps, being a little too above average can be more of a problem than an advantage... Seriously, one girl gave up having sex with me when she saw it.

Ha ha ha ha. *Snort*

 

[ultimatefan]

Ha ha ha ha. *Snort*

But when I ask, "you prefer a really big one or a small one?" 99,99% say a really big one...