HCP! Round 1.4: The Lizard Vs. Two Face Vs. Kritish

[Asteroid-Man]

haha anal...

 

[Enriquespy]

Kritish... because I find the name creepy.

 

[Kritish]

I'd like to thank all of those who have voted for me.

 

[Noir]

I have no idea what a Kritish is.

 

[Spade]

It's the name you give intense nightmares involving sunken-eyed mid-30 year old men who make things explode into fire that are within their line of sight.

 

[Kritish]

It's the name you give intense nightmares involving sunken-eyed mid-30 year old men who make things explode into fire that are within their line of sight.

I'm not in my mid-thirties, I'm in my late twenties!

 

[Noir]

And he works at Staples! That is hardcore.

 

[Kritish]

Last bit of creepiness for this thread...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uxTpyCdriY

 

[Noir]

what if they hadn't made it to Vulcan ontime?

 

[Spade]

I'm not in my mid-thirties, I'm in my late twenties!

Women find older males hawt, y'know.

 

[Kritish]

what if they hadn't made it to Vulcan ontime?

You haven't seen the episode where spock gets Pon Farr? t:

 

[Kritish]

Women find older males hawt, y'know.

 

[Spade]

...I always knew they were having an incestuous relationship!

*writes 3,000 page hentai fanfic just on this premise*

 

[Noir]

Kritish is the Alpha-male of the Hype.

 

[Kritish]

Kritish is the Alpha-male of the Hype.

 

[Noir]

but in all seriousness wtf is a Kritish?

 

[Kritish]

but in all seriousness wtf is a Kritish?

It's made up, there's no meaning.

 

[Noir]

okay.

 

[BloodyWolverine]

The Lizard cause i liked his ID.

 

[Frico]

I vote Kritish, he is my Yoda.

Kritish surpasses Yoda