Her authentic usage of black street slang

[RockSP]

...has convinced me to give this a try. I'm ready to have some fun at night and make it do what it do.

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[Heretic]

I once prematurely did what I do.

 

[Wiseman]

I don't understand, isn't that how black people speak

 

[Knives122]

I don't understand, isn't that how black people speak

No that is very much not how we speak....I don't know wtf that commercial was.

 

[Wiseman]

No that is very much not how we speak....I don't know wtf that commercial was.

I was joking. See it says on page 32 of the script:

And the part of ignorant white man will be played by Wiseman

 

[Heretic]

Can I play the drunk uncle?

I want to grope the waitress.

 

[RockSP]

Can I play the drunk uncle?

Only if you promise to be off the hook.

 

[Heretic]

For shizzle

 

[PyroChamber]

Looks like someone wrote that down on cue cards.

 

[Wiseman]

I'd bang her, with or without her bad acting

 

[Mister J]

That commercial gets amped up 73% on the Comedy Meter if that chick is white and does it with a Valley Girl accent.

 

[Heretic]

It gets amped up another 62% if its Edward R Murrow

 

[terry78]

Holla.


I suspect that commercial is akin to all the porn where they have black, asian and latina chicks acting ghetto, like china dolls, and ****ty ****ebags respectively, in order to please some white guy fetish.

 

[DorkyFresh]

what makes it cringe worthy is that she's trying to enunciate. when you talk slang like that you just throw it out there. it sounds totally forced the way she's saying it.

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

No that is very much not how we speak....I don't know wtf that commercial was.

It IS how they speak... in the South.

 

[RockSP]

It IS how they speak... in the South.

Holla. We do our thing, you know.

 

[Sasquatch]

what makes it cringe worthy is that she's trying to enunciate. when you talk slang like that you just throw it out there. it sounds totally forced the way she's saying it.

EL BINGO!!!!

"Holla, won't you? Where are all my strong black brothers at this evening?
Care for a latte and a malt?
I'm just all hot and worked up for you. So go on and pick up that jack."

 

[terry78]

That's the black girl everybody knows that grew up in the suburbs and had no other black people she grew up with.

 

[Manic]

That's the black girl everybody knows that grew up in the suburbs and had no other black people she grew up with.

aka, what Aisha Tyler thankfully didn't turn into. There's nothing more hilariously awkward than a black kid from the suburbs that tries too hard. I know.

 

[Anubis]

Don't call there. Either the chick you hook up with will have more chest hair than you, or you'll get your ass kicked and robbed. Possibly lose a kidney.

 

[ComicChick]

haha i knew exactly what this was before i came in this thread. i heard this commercial the other night and was like wth?

 

[Darthphere]

It's better than the Interactive Male commercials at least. And Interactive Male, they mean gay guys who want to **** other gay guys after playing sports.

 

[Wiseman]

Stop watching Playgirl tv and maybe you won't see those commercials anymore

 

[Darthphere]

I was watching Jimmy Kimmel live.

 

[Johnny Drama]

LMAO!

Do what it do...