HMH Tourney - Round 1.9 - flavio_lebeau vs. ShadowBoxing vs. SpeedballLives

[hippie_hunter]

Speedball's dog looks exactly like mine

 

[X-Chick]

Hehehehe. Yes I love it, I was just downtown at Torches and Wasabi's. Major Hawtness.

Ha, that's funny that someone else is from here. I was downtown tonight too, at Tsunami's, best sake in town.

 

[Sassy1]

Think I better go for Speedball. He's a nice guy.
But still all these guys are hot!
SpeedballLives FTW! :heart:

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Hello fine fellows of sector 2814, I encourage you to vote Shadowboxing. He has the willpower of a Green Lantern and the abs I wish I had. Sometimes I do the crunch machine on Oa, that is, until Killowag broke it. That dumb a**hole. Anyways, tonight I'm getting drunk of Yegar bombs because I can, and the Guardians can kiss my ass...union says I get a least two nights off. Anyways I'll be f***ing some made hoes tonight...I can tell you that. It's like the book of Oa says, Green Lanterns get mad *****. Yesterday I met this chick named Jill, and she was like "oh your costume is so sexy", then we picked up Sofia Vergera and some Hooter's waitress and I took them back to my room on Oa and gave them some good ole' GL debriefing if you know what I mean. Total freaks these chicks. Damn, I've had a lot to drink. By the moons of Neptune and crap! This Yegar is getting to me...what the hell was I talking about.

Yours Truly
Hal Jordan.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Ha, that's funny that someone else is from here. I was downtown tonight too, at Tsunami's, best sake in town.

Haha...funny I was like a block away from a Hypster.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Hal supports SB, good enough for me.

 

[nosebleed.]

maaaan...you just lost GR87's vote, and every hooter's employee who posts here.

 

[hippie_hunter]

SB's posts as Hal with constant mentions to GR87 are the best posts I've ever read.

 

[Speedball]

Hello fine fellows of sector 2814, I encourage you to vote Shadowboxing. He has the willpower of a Green Lantern and the abs I wish I had. Sometimes I do the crunch machine on Oa, that is, until Killowag broke it. That dumb a**hole. Anyways, tonight I'm getting drunk of Yegar bombs because I can, and the Guardians can kiss my ass...union says I get a least two nights off. Anyways I'll be f***ing some made hoes tonight...I can tell you that. It's like the book of Oa says, Green Lanterns get mad *****. Yesterday I met this chick named Jill, and she was like "oh your costume is so sexy", then we picked up Sofia Vergera and some Hooter's waitress and I took them back to my room on Oa and gave them some good ole' GL debriefing if you know what I mean. Total freaks these chicks. Damn, I've had a lot to drink. By the moons of Neptune and crap! This Yegar is getting to me...what the hell was I talking about.

Yours Truly
Hal Jordan.

But...
But...
He's MY favorite superhero.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

maaaan...you just lost GR87's vote, and every hooter's employee who posts here.

Well really it just makes fun of GR87...(Hal Jordan did not mean to offend any Hooter's employees in the process of his drunken ramblings)

 

[Holly]

okay i voted for you. i want my money!

 

[ShadowBoxing]

But...
But...
He's MY favorite superhero.

Yeah, I mean he's kind of a dick in real life.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

okay i voted for you. i want my money!

You wanted money??? *puts pants back on*

 

[hippie_hunter]

Never Mind

 

[Holly]

You're upset over not getting sex with Toven

why does everyone think im a ****? im not

 

[Holly]

lol @ my location

****!

 

[Panophobia]

SB. The Hal posts are too much.

 

[Speedball]

 

[hippie_hunter]

why does everyone think im a ****? im not

Crap, there goes your vote for me

 

[Speedball]

We were SOOO drunk that night.

 

[Sassy1]

Look at my sig if your not quite sure who to vote for.

 

[Sugarculted]

Voted for SpeedballLives

 

[hippy fascist]

ooooh I just broke the tie

Shadowboxing

 

[Kahoot]

You've gotta pitty the ugly people lol

 

[hippy fascist]

if flavio's still got no votes at the end of this I would strongly suggest razorblades and a hot bath