HML2 Packaged

[spideyboy_1111]

I watch porn in front of my Cat...is that wrong?

lol na.. ive had sex with my friend with his cat in the room... but he jumped and hid under the bed

 

[spideyboy_1111]

Remember that video from a year or so ago where the little kid was playing online and absolutely screaming it his mom for juice...and she wanted to give him milk and he just tore into her....kind was prilly 8

ya.. see thats messed up stuff... and bad parenting... he obviously heared a few words or seen his mom get walked over before... i would scare the hell out of my kid if he spoke that way to me... i dunno if i'd spank though... i got spanked and i turned out fine.. (have father issues though) but .... i dunno, i think i'd feel to bad about it.. so id probably avoid it unless he or she did something pretty bad

 

[Roughneck]

I was haing sex once....My GF came over and we just started having sex. Now at the time I had a sweet little Mini Pin named Biffo. Now he was a hyper little ****, someone new comes in the house and he needs to say hello....for ten minutes. So Anyway we start doing it without her saying her proper hellos to Biff. So he jumps up and starts jumping on her and stuff, he usually laid on the ground until we were done. Anyway she shoved himoff and he came back and she shoved him again. He hit the wall....Not hard anyway. But I shoved her off and checked on Biff. She got pissed off at me and I explained to her how tossing my Dog accross the room is actually a turn off for me.

 

[Roughneck]

I'll spank.

Not spank really, but I'll smack my kids....like if they aren't listening when i tell them stuff....I wont just smack them...But if I tell them acuple times and stuff...then SMAK

 

[spideyboy_1111]

ya, you don't toss an animal... i think one of my friends gave my bird a heart attack... cuz they spent the night one night.. and one thought it would be funny to show the cat the bird cage... i got pissed at him.. and next day after they left the bird died . i had that bird since 91... and he talked and was awsome! ... i miss him

 

[spideyboy_1111]

this cat... frightens me... it looks friggin huge

 

[Roughneck]

Everybody in the world loves my Kitty...Even Cat Haters...But she doesn't purr.


So I leave her with my Dad for a few weeks (On my Trip) and my Sister says that she purrs all the time. I tell her shes an idiot. This can never ever eer purrs. So the other day my sister is visiting and I pick up kitty to prove her wrong and the damn Cat Purrs.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

Everybody in the world loves my Kitty...Even Cat Haters...But she doesn't purr.


So I leave her with my Dad for a few weeks (On my Trip) and my Sister says that she purrs all the time. I tell her shes an idiot. This can never ever eer purrs. So the other day my sister is visiting and I pick up kitty to prove her wrong and the damn Cat Purrs.

haha, is your cat a girl then? i noticed boy cats typically are friendlier.. where as girl cats tyically only like well.. girls

every ones like that towards my dog, ive never met anyone who hasnt liked her.. and she only dislikes 2 friends of mine.. cuz there loud.. and she hates loud noises

 

[Roughneck]

I didn'tget to choose my Cat....And yes she's a girl....My dogs are a guy and a girl

Anyway for the Cat

She walked into the Hotel one night...I put her out, She walked in later, I put her out, she walked back in again....So I put her in the office. Then I took her home. Then I came back downtown an hour later and put up pictures and stuff all over the are trying to find her owner.....no one ever called......I had no intention of getting a cat.

 

[Roughneck]

My cat like girls a lot but she likes guy too....and she is downright in love me me...sometimes it's disturbing.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

I didn'tget to choose my Cat....And yes she's a girl....My dogs are a guy and a girl

Anyway for the Cat

She walked into the Hotel one night...I put her out, She walked in later, I put her out, she walked back in again....So I put her in the office. Then I took her home. Then I came back downtown an hour later and put up pictures and stuff all over the are trying to find her owner.....no one ever called......I had no intention of getting a cat.

those are the best though... we had a cat named stormy, who we got with the house we moved into.. she was big and butch.. and the "ruler" of the neighborhood.. she use to chase dogs.. it was pretty funny

 

[spideyboy_1111]

My cat like girls a lot but she likes guy too....and she is downright in love me me...sometimes it's disturbing.

no.. this id pretty disturbing... its my best friend justice (hes a comedian so hes trying to be funny and not serious in this) but his cat pops.. actually does this all the time, and sleeps on his hed at night

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMUOlRciF5c

 

[Roughneck]

I wake up and she is staring at me...and like an inch from my Face...and a lot pf the time she will put her head in my mouth. Once I didn't stop her to see what she would do and she licked my Tounge

 

[spideyboy_1111]

haha.. ya but does your cat grab your face and start kissing you like his does? thats just wierd... and he started doing that on his own..

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

This is getting disturbing.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

This is getting disturbing.

watch the video...

 

[Roughneck]

yea, she does that...I just....Uh....don't let her

 

[Roughneck]

Oh and you buddy seems pretty gay...Maybe I shouldn't judge by this one thing but he seems like an unfunny Scoot Thompson

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

Sure you don't you sicko.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

i wish i had a better video of him where he doesnt seem like a lonely psycho... thats the best friend i had a crush on... who i've messed around with .... and that video makes me seem sad ... lol

 

[spideyboy_1111]

Oh and you buddy seems pretty gay...Maybe I shouldn't judge by this one thing but he seems like an unfunny Scoot Thompson

lol hes trying to be psycho/ alone crazy cat person... hes actually pretty funny in person... my strait best friends from ohio got to meet him when they visited.. and thought he was the funniest guy they've ever met... he wants to do stand up.. but is too much of a scardy cat of failure..even when everyone he meets finds him hilarious

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

i wish i had a better video of him where he doesnt seem like a lonely psycho... thats the best friend i had a crush on... who i've messed around with .... and that video makes me seem sad ... lol

WTF were you thinkin'??

 

[Roughneck]

People find me Hilarious too.......I've thought abou stand up I just don't think my Stuff is funny ehough

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

Are you sure its laughing with versus laughing at you??

 

[spideyboy_1111]

WTF were you thinkin'??

...... hey.. when hes not being freaky.. and has his hair a certain way... he looks alot like chris evans..