World Ho ho ho Merry XMas!

[3 Dev Adam]

An Open Letter To Santa Claus:

Dear Santa,

When you reach the point where Superman --- who can literally lift commercial aircraft --- can't help stuff your fat gut down a chimney, I think it's time you considered calling Oprah's personal trainer or investigating that stomach stapling thing so popular in Hollywood.

It's time to call Jenny Craig, dude.

Please stop killing yourself with food. You owe it to Children all over the world to set a good nutritional example.

--- Your's truly

Little Timmy

Still waiting for my damn pony.

 

[04nbod]

who else is thinking that little timmy is gonna be transgendered when he grows up- a pony?