How do you address a woman?

[tzarinna]

I'm a little old fashion with a whole lot of unconventional tossed in.

I have a hard time with men approaching/speaking/addressing me with terms of endearment,ie honey,baby,moma,sweetie,etc. I see it as disrespectful and rude. Such should be reserved for your S.O. are how else shall these sentiments maintain their meaning. Which is also why it pisses me off.

I think Miss or Mame,depending on the age. (Absloutely Fabulous,anyone)

 

[Master Chief]

"Hi."

...I guess I'm the old fashioned one.

 

[winky]

'Miss' used by itself can sometimes be disrespectful; Miss should be combined with either the woman's first name, or her maiden name.

A common mistake is to address any married woman as Mrs.; however, Mrs. should only be used for addressing a woman by her married name.

t: t:

 

[cryptic name]

if she's older than me, mam. but i'm not calling any girl my age or younger mam or miss. either by their name or nothing, "hi"

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

I write her address on her forehead, and put the stamp right above it

 

[Super_Child]

Scuuuuuuze me Byaaatch?

 

[tzarinna]

Also,it's not always what ya say but how ya say that will make me cut you.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Ummm "Hi"...I usually got with "Hi".

Formally I use "miss" as in "let me help you miss".

 

[black_dust]

"Sup ****e?"

 

[04nbod]

Ummm "Hi"...I usually got with "Hi".

Formally I use "miss" as in "let me help you miss".

miss is a bit patronizing. just hi or hello!t:

 

[DV8]

when in doubt, I go the Mel Gibson route: "how yoooou doin, sugart1ts?"

 

[WTFimVENOM]

Is it really all that disrespectful to refer to girls as "chicks"? I do it all the time but I kinda just see it as the female version of "dude"

 

[Cyrusbales]

It doesn't matter, it's not as if women are allowed to talk back anyways.....























(JOKE )

 

[Papa Burgundy]

just ask her if she likes the pipe

 

[Erzengel]

Usually I start with her top. If she's wearing some sort of blouse, I unbutton her top to bottom. If it's a sweater, I slowly remove it. Then I move on to her skirt or pants.

 

[Dorian Gray]

Usually just Hi, I'm not one for formalities...I can't remember a single time other than School and College(teachers) thats I've ever used the terms Miss or Mrs. when adressing a woman.

One thing that boggles my mind lately is how women are starting to react to a guy holding a door open for them. Some seem to get insulted by a guy actually being a gentleman..

 

[WTFimVENOM]

start off with "Is there a mirror in your pants? Cause I see me in them"

 

[Kevin]

I actually don't speak to women outside of my family.

 

[WTFimVENOM]

I actually don't speak to women outside of my family.

you one of them INBREEDERS?

 

[lordofthenerds]

start off with "Is there a mirror in your pants? Cause I see me in them"

*takes notes*

mirror...in pants...see me in them...

 

[Lord Valumart]

depending on situation...

like i once chatted up this girl while looking for a dvd...i just advised her on good comedy then her kid can up and ruined the whole damn thing. but nomally in a meeting situation where being intorduced to them "hi" is perfectly fine.

but there are all sorts of rules when it comes to speaking to women in pubs and my god are they complicated

 

[Crooklyn]

you one of them INBREEDERS?

No, he's a GAY.

 

[cryptic name]

start off with "Is there a mirror in your pants? Cause I see me in them"

find out how she did in math, the ask her if you can subtract her clothes, divide her legs and multiply all night long

 

[Kevin]

...

 

[AssMan]

"How you doing"