Hell, if I had a ticket I'd give a mouse a cookie.
But then the little bastard's gonna want some milk.
And I'm all out of milk.
And I can't get to the store till Monday.
Wait...why the hell I'm i feeding a mouse?
Especially such a delicious cookie.
I haven't had Milano cookies in a long time.
And for that matter, whatever happened to Alyssa Milano? She was Hot.
Charmed was stupid though. Didn't it last for like, 8 seasons or something?
Nothing's good on TV anyway.
I just can't wait till TDK. (that rhymed, unintentionally)
I wish I was going to that early screening.
I want a cookie.
No! That god damn mouse ate it!
But I digress, what was this thread about again? Kitchen tables?