Anita18
DANCE FOR ME, FUNNY MAN!
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This guy makes me feel like I've got my life totally together. 
http://www.reddit.com/comments/9v4nj/how_to_get_kicked_out_of_grad_school_before_you/
Basically, an incoming JD/MBA student gives the most hilarious excuses as to why he hasn't completed the mandatory online testing, which includes "having too much fun this summer," "a car wreck, computer problems, stupid family issues and a kidney stone scare."
Plus he admits to the administrator to "Be cool on this. In my last job, I dodged having to take responsibility for a billion dollar budget, so I know what Im doing."
And then later he suggests, "maybe an oral examination to prove my competency or, since bootcamp is already in progress, we forget about it" and then gets all 
when they won't make an exception for him.
What's hilarious is that he doesn't even make an attempt at an apology for any of it. He's like the holier-than-thou poser who's trying to talk the bouncer into letting him into the exclusive club.
http://www.reddit.com/comments/9v4nj/how_to_get_kicked_out_of_grad_school_before_you/
Basically, an incoming JD/MBA student gives the most hilarious excuses as to why he hasn't completed the mandatory online testing, which includes "having too much fun this summer," "a car wreck, computer problems, stupid family issues and a kidney stone scare."
Plus he admits to the administrator to "Be cool on this. In my last job, I dodged having to take responsibility for a billion dollar budget, so I know what Im doing."
And then later he suggests, "maybe an oral examination to prove my competency or, since bootcamp is already in progress, we forget about it" and then gets all when they won't make an exception for him.What's hilarious is that he doesn't even make an attempt at an apology for any of it. He's like the holier-than-thou poser who's trying to talk the bouncer into letting him into the exclusive club.
