Humans Are Growing Weird, Bone Spikes on Their Skulls. Smartphones May Be the Culprit.

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Humans Are Growing Weird, Bone Spikes on Their Skulls. Smartphones May Be the Culprit.

The mutants are coming...

 

[Flash525]

Wouldn't something like this take several generations to develop - to evolve, rather than with the affected generation? Cell phones haven't been around that long...

 

[Breogan]

The mutants are coming...

BS: They call me Bone Spike!
Professor X: Powers?
Bone Spike : Mutant bone spike at the base of my freakin skull, old man!
Professor X: Any use?
Bone Spike: I can hold my head downward to stare at my phone longer than your lousy gen.
Professor X: Danger Room will now test your power skills. Engage now!
Bone Spike: [looks down at I-phone] .... Crushed by 100 ton spiked mechanical press!

 

[Marvolo]

Thats clickbait horse****. That external occipital protuberance is perfectly normal in humans, and everyone has one. It's the red mark:

Muscles are anchored to it.

 

[:eek:]

Thats clickbait horse****. That external occipital protuberance is perfectly normal in humans, and everyone has one. It's the red mark:

Maybe you should read the article before you write something about it....

 

[C. Lee]

I don't text....so I am safe.

 

[Marvolo]

Maybe you should read the article before you write something about it....

I did read the article. They are talking about the occipital protuberance where the neck muscles attach to the skull. Its not anything new. And it isnt getting bigger because of ****ing cellphones. Humans have been bending their necks to read things for thousands of years. Bending our necks to read cellphones isnt going to suddenly cause rapid evolution or mutation.

 

[B]

I don't text....so I am safe.

Are you still on carrier pigeons?

 

[Schlosser85]

Are you still on carrier pigeons?

Pony Express

 

[chamber-music]

I was expecting some Klingon stuff but its just a little bone bump at the base of the skull. Most people probably wouldn't even notice having it.

 

[Monsieur Xavier]

If you keep your phone in your pocket does it make stuff grow down there too ?

 

[Schlosser85]

I was expecting some Klingon stuff but its just a little bone bump at the base of the skull. Most people probably wouldn't even notice having it.

They won't notice it because everyone already has one. It's not a new development. Just clickbait.

 

[C. Lee]

If you keep your phone in your pocket does it make stuff grow down there too ?

No. It makes things shrink if you keep it there.

 

[jolldan]

Major let down was expecting something like this

 

[Breogan]

HUMANS ARE GROWING WEIRD, BONE...

If you keep your phone in your pocket does it make stuff grow down there too ?

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If you always keep it on vibrate, this may explain your condition?

 

[terry78]

it's all over the news today

 

[Monsieur Xavier]

It works ! I put 2 Motorola phones from the 80' under my shoes soles and I grew 5 cm taller !

 

[Pink Ranger]

I don't text....so I am safe.

Are you still on carrier pigeons?

Pony Express

Don't be insulting. Everybody knows C. Lee has his own palantir, that's how he stays on top of everything and constantly takes down all the naked lady pictures I try to post.