Hype! Deathmatch 2017: Round 1, Match 14: Sawyer vs. C. Lee

[Kane52630]

WELCOME TO THE HYPE! DEATHMATCH!
In round one, each match will last 2 days. The player with the most votes at the end of 2 days will move on to round 2! The matches for round one are as follows:


ROUND ONE
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Match 1: The Incredible Hulk vs. Marvolo
Match 2: psylockolussus vs. Greens
Match 3: DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs vs. ComicChick
Match 4: Reek vs. Spider-Aziz


Match 5: flickchick85 vs. Perfect Cell
Match 6: TheVileOne vs. harlequinade
Match 7: Roose Bolton vs. DarthSkywalker


Match 8: dude stannis vs. OutOfBoose
Match 9: Schlosser85 vs. Pink Ranger
Match 10: Immortalfire vs. LibidoLoca


Match 11: Flint Marko vs. jokesonm3
Match 12: Fallen Angel vs. KRYPTON INC.
Match 13: OdinSon vs. Black Narcissus


Match 14: Sawyer vs. C. Lee
Match 15: PrehistoricDog vs. Ruth Fisher
Match 16: DigificWriter vs. Guts


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[C. Lee]

I came here to kick ass and chew gum.......and I'm damn good at both.

Let's get this **** started.

 

[Sawyer]

Why have I gotten all the votes? Am I about to be Carrie'd?

 

[Immortalfire]

Vote for Lee people, or we will send Big Bubba to pay you a visit tonight.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Vote for Lee people, or we will send Big Bubba to pay you a visit tonight.

Who are the 'Lee people'?

 

[Schlosser85]

I....don’t know if I can make a decision here.

 

[Schlosser85]

Okay, on closer inspection, Sawyer voted for Pink Ranger in my match while Lee voted for me.

Thanks for making my decision Sawyer

 

[Guts]

Why have I gotten all the votes? Am I about to be Carrie'd?

 

[Sawyer]

Okay, on closer inspection, Sawyer voted for Pink Ranger in my match while Lee voted for me.

Thanks for making my decision Sawyer ????

Listen, if the loss of a vote is the worst result of a dalliance with Pink Ranger, then I consider myself lucky.

 

[C. Lee]

Who are the 'Lee people'?

Oh Aziz.......They are the bestest and brightest people in the world......the type you would know nothing about you Sawyer voting note taking naive acting yahoo.

 

[C. Lee]

So, Sawyer.....we gonna make this a real bare knuckled brawl of a deathmatch.....or just stand here and pick our noses like every other wussy match so far?

 

[flickchick85]

C. Lee keeps this place from erupting into chaos. Y'all know this. Also, he voted for me.

 

[C. Lee]

C. Lee keeps this place from erupting into chaos. Y'all know this.

Hell....I put BlackNarcissist on probation.....then voted for him in his deathmatch.........I LIVE IN CHAOS!!!!!!

 

[flickchick85]

Oh boy, you shouldn't have confessed that during your match, lol.

 

[C. Lee]

BN was OK with it....if the rest of the world can't handle it, so be it. This is a deathmatch not a fluffy bunny hugathon.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

C. Lee keeps this place from erupting into chaos. Y'all know this. Also, he voted for me.

And he voted against me. I mean he was right to do so, but still.

Also Sawyer taught me the ways of being bitter and playing it off by just posting the sarcastic smile. He's a bit of a mentor really.

 

[flickchick85]

Admittedly Sawyer does offer a special kind of wisdom.

 

[Sawyer]

So, Sawyer.....we gonna make this a real bare knuckled brawl of a deathmatch.....or just stand here and pick our noses like every other wussy match so far?

Well, sure, but it might be a little hard for me. I've never bare knuckle boxed a dinosaur before.

 

[C. Lee]

And he voted against me. I mean he was right to do so, but still.

You're goshdarned right I have right to do so and I'm damn proud to have done so....and if you had the goose that God brained you with you would have figured out the reason that I did so.

Also Sawyer taught me the ways of being bitter and playing it off by just posting the sarcastic smile. He's a bit of a mentor really.

Mentor? More like dementor.....a Harry Potter wraith that sucks the joy out of life and the life out of joy.

 

[C. Lee]

Well, sure, but it might be a little hard for me.

Truth be told....aren't most things in life hard for you?

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Oh God, this is the best Lee. If I knew this was coming, I would have voted for him.

 

[C. Lee]

Oh God, this is the best Lee.

Actually I'm only putting about 25% effort into it.....my best would cause everyone to have epileptic seizures.

If I knew this was coming, I would have voted for him.

Woulda, coulda, shoulda don't mean **** unless you dida.....and you didn'ta......so no soup for you.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Sawyer would still give me soup. He was definitely the correct choice.

 

[Sawyer]

Truth be told....aren't most things in life hard for you?

Hey, sometimes things are hard, but nothing can possibly compare to what it must have felt like to watch the continents drift beneath your own two feet.

Speaking of, do you ever miss Pangaea?

 

[C. Lee]

Sawyer would still give me soup. He was definitely the correct choice.

His soup is sponged up from a certain bed in Moscow frequented by harlots and cheetos.