Hype! Deathmatch: Round 1, Match 1: JustABill VS SpideyVille

[SpideyVille]

"You're a nice guy but...."

At least you can take rejection.

Yeah, I'm used to it.

 

[twylight]

Yeah, I'm used to it.

Well, if that doesn't score you votes I don't know what does.

 

[WalkingDeadMike]

I wasn't going to vote for either of you, I think you're both cool. But Bill made me laugh today.

 

[SpideyVille]

I knew I should've promised free cookies for every vote ... but I didn't want to lie.

 

[twylight]

That's the point of the Deathmatches! Outlandish promises you're never going to keep.

 

[SpideyVille]

So this is like politics?

 

[twylight]

Yes, and telethons.

 

[SpideyVille]

Dammit, that's what I forgot. Celebrity guest appearances. I was supposed to book some.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

I voted for Spidyville.

Draw-time!

 

[Kane52630]

JustABill, a man who isn't afraid to tell what he thinks, a man who gives away jello pudding pops to the kids in need. JustABill, a man you can trust.

This Ad Paid For By The Angry Eyebrows Group of America.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

I hear the eyebrows are fake.

 

[Specter313]

I hear the eyebrows are fake.

Trust me, they ain't. They're like two wooly bear caterpillars up there.

 

[SpideyVille]

I think we're going to have to see a certificate of proof that the eyebrows are indeed real and truly belong to the candidate.

 

[HisMagicTrick]

SpideyVille

 

[SuperFerret]

I hear the eyebrows are fake.

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[WalkingDeadMike]

haha

 

[bored]

SpideyVille endorsed my opponent in the other thread. Therefore I, bored, hereby endorse JustABill.

 

[JP]

Who knew this would be such a tough match?

 

[SpideyVille]

SpideyVille endorsed my opponent in the other thread. Therefore I, bored, hereby endorse JustABill.

 

[bored]

Turnabout is fair play, SpideyVille! *twirls mustache*

 

[WillardNation]

I still got your back, Spideyville.

 

[SpideyVille]

I still got your back, Spideyville.

 

[Ash J. Williams]

SpideyVille

 

[Jennifer Walters]

I have blood in places I never expected to get. This match simply refuses to be easy. But trust me the eyebrows will survive either way. Also it has come to my attention that there are some people saying that I have faked my eyebrows well to them I say...

Hi, I'm here, I have huge eyebrows. Deal with it.

 

[twylight]

Those are some eyebrows to challenge Corpy's for sure.