Hype! Deathmatch: Round 1, Match 1: Spider-Aziz vs JJJ's Ulcer

[Kane52630]

WELCOME TO THE HYPE! DEATHMATCH!
In round one, each match will last 2 days. The player with the most votes at the end of 2 days will move on to round 2! The matches for round one are as follows:

ROUND ONE
Match 1: Spider Aziz vs JJJ's Ulcer
Match 2: NewYorkSpider vs ComicChick
Match 3: The Original Bamfer vs Lord Valumart
Match 4: SpideyFan866 vs AnneFan
Match 5: JP vs enterthemadness
Match 6: DirtyHarry vs Superferret
Match 7: Parker Wayne vs DarkSentinel
Match 8: Mr. Maooz vs CosmicPinchy
Match 9: Knowsbleed vs Duke
Match 10: tacit-ronin vs E-Man
Match 11: Asteroid-Man vs SymbioticToxin
Match 12: JustABill vs Fallen Angel
Match 13: OriginalMiles vs LibidoLoca
Match 14: Aesop Rocks vs Shlee
Match 15: Cory vs TheDreamMaster
Match 16: Sawyer vs DarkSovereignty​

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Let's be clear on one thing:
I'm Spider-Man, not Max.

 

[Naked Shia]

listen you gals and guys, you should vote with your conscience, and both those persons are really interesting. But don't forget that Spider-Aziz will tell disgusting stuffs ie he makes it to the finale. Which is why I give him my vote. Also, he saved my life once.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I gave different reasons to tell gross tales.
2 voted against me the 5th time in a row, maybe 3, I forgot if the first one I got matched up against did the same.

Spoiler

Dorkly jokes, here is something disgusting that came from them as a joke:
Awkward/Bad parenting moment No.1:
A night gal visits a call in client, the shock is the two are father and daughter.

Spoiler

No, they didn't have sex, the shock was at the doorstep only

 

[SpideyFan866]

Aziz.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Having a hard time deciding on this one, so gentleman please convince me as to why you should receive my vote

 

[NewYorkSpider]

Spider-Aziz

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Thanks, to everyone voting for me.

Having a hard time deciding on this one, so gentleman please convince me as to why you should receive my vote

I don't have a problem with what you post in the lounge, heck, make it a fun cuisine.

 

[Naked Shia]

vote for Aziz.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Aziz apparently wants this, now, after *****ing continuously about being nominated? Not that it was ever even close to a hard decision, but now it's confirmed; Va-JJJ.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Aziz apparently wants this, now, after *****ing continuously about being nominated? Not that it was ever even close to a hard decision, but now it's confirmed; Va-JJJ.

Last year I was sucked in, and I decided I should lose after getting sucked in.
I wanted out this year too, but you folks still chose me despite my constant sincere protesting.
Wanting to win, and these fugly tales are payback for the disrespect I had.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Last year I was sucked in, and I decided I should lose after getting sucked in.
I wanted out this year too, but you folks still chose me despite my constant sincere protesting.
Wanting to win, and these fugly tales are payback for the disrespect I had.

Payback if you were actually capable of winning.

 

[OriginalMiles]

I voted for Aziz!

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Payback if you were actually capable of winning.

If, schmiff.
If I lose this round, you will nominate me for one of the Hype! Awards this year.
Doesn't matter which one, as long as you do.
Ok, maybe it does matter a little, make sure it's not the It Gurl one

 

[The Original Bamfer]

If, schmiff.
If I lose this round, you will nominate me for one of the Hype! Awards this year.
Doesn't matter which one, as long as you do.
Ok, maybe it does matter a little, make sure it's not the It Gurl one

It's truly too bad we got rid of "Dick of the Year"... mainly because then I might have some competition for once.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

It's truly too bad we got rid of "Dick of the Year"... mainly because then I might have some competition for once.

No one should beat or rival you for that award.
But a vote from you would still be valuable.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Before you vote for Aziz, consider the fact he secretly hates you all and is planning to tell you gross stories about the Human Centipede, while I am your benevolent and friendly ulcer who will never baffle you with non-sequiturs or lecture you for watching naughty movies.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I tell you gross tales if you vote against me.
If you earn it, consider it my contribution of treating this Hallowe'en season.

 

[Feenix]

I'm going with JJJ on this one. Sorry, Aziz, but I have a dirty mind and I like dirty posters.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Let's be clear on one thing:
I'm Spider-Man, not Max.

Keep telling yourself that

I vote for JJJ, I'm not afraid that he's gonna snap and kill me one of these days.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I thought you hate dirty thinking.

Hey guys, who knows the story of the movie 'Teeth'?

Spoiler

"Beware the ...... that bites your ...... off."

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Keep telling yourself that

I vote for JJJ, I'm not afraid that he's gonna snap and kill me one of these days.

I know I'm your friendly neighborhood guy who likes you and stand by your back when needed.

I'm definitely Spider-Man, in the confident and optimistic mood, and you won't make me doubt myself.

 

[Airnick]

I vote for Aziz.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Some people nominated me, and vote against me in the first round.

As a reward for your naughty action.....

 

[E-Man]

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