Hype! Deathmatch: Round 1, Match 3: The Original Bamfer vs Lord Valumart

[Guts]

That's racist.

That's mutationist.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Well played.

Still racist though.

 

[Guts]

Is it?

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Lord Valumart is used to tough votes. He's Scottish.

 

[Lord Valumart]

I actually voted for the winning side of that vote...

Also only 7 on you rat bastards voted for me? And one of them is bloody Ke$ha? That's practically like having 6 votes...

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

This was a hard one. I like you, but I've known Bamf a lot longer and it's kind of a loyalty thing. If you were against Senty or some goon, you'd have my vote in a heartbeat.

 

[Lord Valumart]

It's times like this I find out who I'll kill when I go crazy in the lounge when drunk again...

 

[Ultron-5]

My vote goes to Lord Valumart.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

My vote goes to the bae.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

My vote goes to the bae.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

 

[Lord Valumart]

My vote goes to the bae.

What the **** is "bae"?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

bae = before anyone else.

 

[Lord Valumart]

...

You people make me sick...

 

[Spider-Aziz]

bae = before anyone else.

......

That....

Your use of it.....

Makes no sense....

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Y'all are mad you're getting wrecked

 

[Human Torch]

Lord Valumart,my vote is thine.

 

[Hellion]

Went with the Bamf...

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Bros before shmoes and baes before strays.

 

[ComicChick]

i voted for Queen B

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Hey girl, heeeeeey!

 

[Reek]

valu bc bamf didn't like Reek

 

[Sawyer]

Bamf and Valumart should be thanking their lucky stars that this DM has descended into being another f***ing thread about pie and cake and softcore insults.

 

[Schlosser85]

I voted for Bamf partly because Nightcrawler is cool, partly out of loyalty for knowing him longer, and partly because I don't really know who Lord Valumart is.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

And partly because you love me!