Hype! Deathmatch: Round 1, Match 10: tacit-ronin vs E-Man

[Kane52630]

WELCOME TO THE HYPE! DEATHMATCH!
In round one, each match will last 2 days. The player with the most votes at the end of 2 days will move on to round 2! The matches for round one are as follows:

Match 1: Spider Aziz vs JJJ's Ulcer
Match 2: NewYorkSpider vs ComicChick
Match 3: The Original Bamfer vs Lord Valumart
Match 4: SpideyFan866 vs AnneFan
Match 5: JP vs enterthemadness
Match 6: DirtyHarry vs SuperFerret
Match 7: Parker Wayne vs DarkSentinel
Match 8: MrMaooz vs CosmicPinchy
Match 9: Knowsbleed vs Duke
Match 10: tacit-ronin vs E-Man
Match 11: Asteroid-Man vs SymbioticToxin
Match 12: JustABill vs Fallen Angel
Match 13: OriginalMiles vs LibidoLoca
Match 14: Aesop Rocks vs Shlee
Match 15: Cory vs TheDreamMaster
Match 16: Sawyer vs DarkSovereignty​

 

[OriginalMiles]

Giving my vote to Tacit Ronin.

 

[SuperFerret]

Praise be to Iron Mike.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Bacon.
That is all I have to say.

 

[knowsbleed]

I'd vote for tacit-ronin... except I'm not going to soooo... I'll have to vote for E-Man. Such decisions weigh so heavily on the heart.

 

[Erzengel]

Hi my name is tacit-ronin. You might remember me from such threads as.......

 

[NewYorkSpider]

E-Man

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

I would like each of you to visit my stupid thread and find what you feel is the stupidest person and post it. Whoever I think picks the funniest one gets my vote

 

[E-Man]

Lets be real here. I will not dance for your votes. I do enough dancing and making love just being me anyway. What I will do though I sing R. Kelly's classic "Piss On You" if I win this round, and with each subsequent round I shall sing more comedy classics that may involve a certain legend's love for pudding, or a man who pities fools talking about treating your mother right.

So vote for me, and I'll actually give you something tangible that's not illegal and/or boring.

 

[Guts]

Vote for me and all of your most vivid dreams will come true. Including your most unpleasant nightmares.

 

[Erzengel]

Another one who doesn't read the previous posts in a thread.

 

[Guts]

Well it's possible that I have already given DS some nightmares.

Beaaar.

I guess you never ran into a wild Shia in the middle of the forest.

Neither have you obviously.

Since you're still ALIVE!

I'm posting from the afterlife.

What's it like?

There's pies and E-cigs everywhere.

Sounds like Heaven to me

The pies are filled with blood and the e-cigs are rusted.

Gahdang

 

[Sawyer]

tacit's a nice kid, but I feel like E-Man will spread rumors that I'm a racist if I don't give him my vote. And I don't need people finding that s*** out until after I've been banned!

E-Man.

 

[E-Man]

I wouldn't call you racist, Sawyer. I'd call you sexist, E-phobic, or just a plain hater if you didn't vote for me, but I save calling people racist for racist people like Alternate Universe Sawyer. Now there's someone who is really racist!

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

You weren't straight up lovable son, when you voted against me.

And tacit quotes me in his sig and campaigned for me, so who is straight up lovable now? That's right! There's a new lovable son in town. I'm the lovablest!

 

[Ultron-5]

Whoever answers these questions best gets my vote.

1. What is the best Lord of the Rings movie?

2. Who are the 3 best Superman Villains?

3. Coke or Pepsi?

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Whoever answers these questions best gets my vote.

1. What is the best Lord of the Rings movie?

Schindler's List

2. Who are the 3 best Superman Villains?

Henry Kissinger
Air-Bud
The Ebola virus

3. Coke or Pepsi?

A can of Exxon oil spill.

 

[SuperFerret]

Whoever answers these questions best gets my vote.

1. What is the best Lord of the Rings movie?

2. Who are the 3 best Superman Villains?

3. Coke or Pepsi?

As E-Man's lawyer, my client cannot answer such blatantly racist questions.

 

[Guts]

Schindler's List



Henry Kissinger
Air-Bud
The Ebola virus



A can of Exxon oil spill.

I agree with this.

 

[Ultron-5]

I agree with this.

Then the other guy gets my vote.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Then the other guy gets my vote.

What… is….. joke? I want to laugh like the humans, but mother-board has no humor chip. Ultron cannot laugh…. but he can still cry.

 

[Guts]

Every person that votes for me gets to join the Taiwanese military.
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[E-Man]

You weren't straight up lovable son, when you voted against me.

And tacit quotes me in his sig and campaigned for me, so who is straight up lovable now? That's right! There's a new lovable son in town. I'm the lovablest!

My lovability isn't conditional. It's the reality that chooses not to care about acceptance because it is what it is. It's very akin to Zorro.

As E-Man's lawyer, my client cannot answer such blatantly racist questions.

Thank you, Mr. Heyman.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

I'm racist against DSs. But I think that's justifiable.

I think I'll vote for tacit ronin. E-man's never done anything for me.

 

[bullets]

Stop asking yourself what E-man can do for you and instead ask what you can do for E-man