Hype! Deathmatch: Round 1, Match 9: Knowsbleed vs Duke

[Kane52630]

WELCOME TO THE HYPE! DEATHMATCH!
In round one, each match will last 2 days. The player with the most votes at the end of 2 days will move on to round 2! The matches for round one are as follows:

Match 1: Spider Aziz vs JJJ's Ulcer
Match 2: NewYorkSpider vs ComicChick
Match 3: The Original Bamfer vs Lord Valumart
Match 4: SpideyFan866 vs AnneFan
Match 5: JP vs enterthemadness
Match 6: DirtyHarry vs SuperFerret
Match 7: Parker Wayne vs DarkSentinel
Match 8: MrMaooz vs CosmicPinchy
Match 9: Knowsbleed vs Duke
Match 10: tacit-ronin vs E-Man
Match 11: Asteroid-Man vs SymbioticToxin
Match 12: JustABill vs Fallen Angel
Match 13: OriginalMiles vs LibidoLoca
Match 14: Aesop Rocks vs Shlee
Match 15: Cory vs TheDreamMaster
Match 16: Sawyer vs DarkSovereignty​

 

[Spider-Aziz]

This one is a tough choice to make, I'll give it time and think it through.
That gif for knowsbleed, it's awesome.

 

[Duke]

Vote for a REAL AMERICAN HERO!!!! YO JOE!!!!

 

[Duke]

Also, I won't be voting for myself in this match. I'll be voting for Knows, who had my back in previous Deathmatches & is just a class act.

 

[knowsbleed]

Duke... me and your mom... we ******** all ****** ****** breaking ******** ***** broken furniture ******** and then the goat ******* with ****** **** ground beefed ***** **** but then I ****** **** by doing an AC Slater in the toilet but the ****** ******* my swagger and I ******* ***** but she started twerking her ****** **** ********************** O_O ************** and it wasn't very pretty.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Also, I won't be voting for myself in this match. I'll be voting for Knows, who had my back in previous Deathmatches & is just a class act.

Both of you voted for me against Duke, and both voted for JJJ's Ulcer in my last match.
I won't vote if it comes down to that alone.

You joined the "State Your Opinion on a Marvel Character" thread, knowsbleed, allowed me to take over the "15 Minutes" thread after his long departure, by not telling me to stop or something.
I won't vote if it comes down to that alone.

Both of you are on my friends lists.
I won't vote if it comes down to who is on my friends list.

 

[knowsbleed]

I won't talk about Aziz's mom... again. Been there done that.

 

[OriginalMiles]

I'm voting Duke!

He's got a GI Joe avatar.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

This was a real hard one. I like knows and love his avatar. On the other hand, Duke has wished me 'happy birthday' the last 4 consecutive years and is just really cool with everybody. Sorry, knows.

 

[Erzengel]

Duke and Knows are the real life versions of Goofus and Galiant.

Knows focuses on drunk girls in bars.

Duke helps them to their couch, puts a blanket on them and leaves locking the door.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

How many times should I flip a coin to decide?
Who wants to be heads? And who's tails?

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Both of you voted for me against Duke, and both voted for JJJ's Ulcer in my last match.
I won't vote if it comes down to that alone.

You joined the "State Your Opinion on a Marvel Character" thread, knowsbleed, allowed me to take over the "15 Minutes" thread after his long departure, by not telling me to stop or something.
I won't vote if it comes down to that alone.

Both of you are on my friends lists.
I won't vote if it comes down to who is on my friends list.

Does everything come down to vote trading for you?

 

[Kane52630]

Hey man, Aziz just takes the Internet very cereal.

 

[Duke]

Hey man, Aziz just takes the Internet very cereal.

You can say he goes Cuckoo for Coco Puffs.



BTW Kane, I just love the avatar you made for me!!!!

 

[Fallen Angel]

Duke

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Does everything come down to vote trading for you?

It's not the only reason for this match.
It's like debts, I prefer to be fair about it.
It is a start toward some redemption.

Hey man, Aziz just takes the Internet very cereal.

I like to pick the flavor.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

Knowsbleed

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Had to go with Duke on this one

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

Duke! Duke! Duke's our man! if nobody can do it, than the Dukester CAN!!
YAY DUKE!!
ahem... excuse my youthful exuberance but.. yeah.. Duke! YO JOE!!

 

[E-Man]

Duke is the Hype's current nice guy. Outside of those days when he was double posting as Ultra Lantern he's been pretty mellow. I wouldn't mind seeing him win it, but Knowsbleed is a guy that I've been a fan of all the time. Dat boy guud.

 

[knowsbleed]

I'm voting Duke!

He's got a GI Joe avatar.

I can't argue with your logic... because there's no real logic to argue against. Commence your paint chip digestion.

This was a real hard one. I like knows and love his avatar. On the other hand, Duke has wished me 'happy birthday' the last 4 consecutive years and is just really cool with everybody. Sorry, knows.

You hurt me J3... deep inside where people don't normally go to hurt me. I'll pretend that this is all a nightmare and that I don't really rip your face off with severed cat paws.

Duke and Knows are the real life versions of Goofus and Galiant.

Knows focuses on drunk girls in bars.

Duke helps them to their couch, puts a blanket on them and leaves locking the door.

How does he get their key? That's just ****ing creepy. Don't vote for that kind of creepy. Vote for my kind of creepy.

How many times should I flip a coin to decide?
Who wants to be heads? And who's tails?

I want both... I'm flexibe.

Duke

If you would only get to know me... you'd probably still vote for Duke.

Knowsbleed

Aww... thanks NorthCarolinaSpider. I guess I was wrong about you. Unless you really do have a tail. Do you? Picture?

Had to go with Duke on this one

From one DJ to another... low blow. I hope your computer crashes in the middle of a set.

Duke! Duke! Duke's our man! if nobody can do it, than the Dukester CAN!!
YAY DUKE!!
ahem... excuse my youthful exuberance but.. yeah.. Duke! YO JOE!!

Duke is the Hype's current nice guy. Outside of those days when he was double posting as Ultra Lantern he's been pretty mellow. I wouldn't mind seeing him win it, but Knowsbleed is a guy that I've been a fan of all the time. Dat boy guud.

E-Man... I'll write a song about you someday... and I'll get Sia to sing it while some little white girl dances around wildly like she's on Wild Thing island and then you'll complain about the music not having enough bass and something about twerking is for chumps with too much money. Why you gotta be so rude?

 

[Fallen Angel]

Sorry dude I vote for people I've interacted a lot with.

I'm sure we'd be best buds once I come and live with you.

 

[Duke]

I'm voting Duke!

He's got a GI Joe avatar.

This was a real hard one. I like knows and love his avatar. On the other hand, Duke has wished me 'happy birthday' the last 4 consecutive years and is just really cool with everybody. Sorry, knows.

Duke

Had to go with Duke on this one

Duke! Duke! Duke's our man! if nobody can do it, than the Dukester CAN!!
YAY DUKE!!
ahem... excuse my youthful exuberance but.. yeah.. Duke! YO JOE!!

Thanks guys for the awesome support!!!

 

[knowsbleed]

Sorry dude I vote for people I've interacted a lot with.

I'm sure we'd be best buds once I come and live with you.

I'd just tell you to shush before the movie starts while you're sitting on my couch with your girl, we'll scuffle, then you'll look at me with those eyes and I'd tell you never to look at me right in the eyes because... repercussions. You'd regret it all.

 

[E-Man]

E-Man... I'll write a song about you someday... and I'll get Sia to sing it while some little white girl dances around wildly like she's on Wild Thing island and then you'll complain about the music not having enough bass and something about twerking is for chumps with too much money. Why you gotta be so rude?

I gotta be rude because ain't no damn bacon on the set. Can a brotha get some bacon at least once?! I'm fed up with all this nonsense.