Deathmatch Hype! Deathmatch: Round 2, Match 2: Spider-Fan VS knowsbleed

[Matt]

I'm eliminated already? I should've payed more attention.

I promised SF that I would vote for him next time as I missed the last one. Sorry Knows, I still you.

 

[Spider-Fan]

I am actually a bit surprised I am this close! Thanks for the support so far guys! I greatly appreciate it

 

[knowsbleed]

SF, if you beat me... I'll report you to child protective services.

 

[knowsbleed]

SF, if you beat me... I'll start denying you sex... again.

 

[knowsbleed]

SF, if you beat me... I'll pay you the standard fee and smoke a cigarette.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

I'm a fan of the bleed, but I'll vote for Spider-Fan.

 

[knowsbleed]

You would... you Rando wannabe.

 

[Eggyman]

Knowsbleed.

 

[Raiden]

Hmm, it is a hard one. I've already voted for Knowsbleed before but I can't decide on who to vote yet. Can you guys convince me why I should vote for either one of you? t:

 

[knowsbleed]

Vote for me because I've probably had more sex with more women than SF has. That's all due to hard work.

 

[Raiden]

Vote for me because I've probably had more sex with more women than SF has. That's all due to hard work.

This is some amazing accomplishment.

 

[Logan's Lady]

I vote Spider-Fan

 

[knowsbleed]

This is some amazing accomplishment.

All in a day's work... tomorrow I'll probably take a break.

I vote Spider-Fan

I thought we had something special.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I hope not.

 

[knowsbleed]

I thought we had something special.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I hope so.

 

[Kane52630]

What does a farmer say when he lost his tractor?

 

[knowsbleed]

Why does my butt hurt?

 

[ComicChick]

this is pretty close

 

[Spider-Fan]

Vote for me because I've probably had more sex with more women than SF has. That's all due to hard work.

Don't talk about work to me right now...I just workd 14 hr day

 

[Ipodman]

Voted for Spiderfan because he gave max ratings to Good Bad Ugly

 

[knowsbleed]

Don't talk about work to me right now...I just workd 14 hr day

I've been working 14-16 hr days since last Friday... AAAND I have to wear this crap:

... AaaaAAAaaannnddd... there's a typhoon headed this way tonight, which means we have to build sandbags to weigh everything down that might fly around in the air during a typhoon and put someone's eye out...

... aaaANNNND... my girlfriend is about a thousand miles away from me in Tokyo right now...

... but you don't hear me complaining.

 

[Spider-Fan]

But, you're complaining about my complaining...so ha

Don't you have a desk job?

 

[Spider-Fan]

Voted for Spiderfan because he gave max ratings to Good Bad Ugly

It's a Fistful of Awesome

 

[Erzengel]

Sorry, SF, but your non-Asianness has cost you.