Hype! Deathmatch: Round 3, Match 1: Manic VS The Original Bamfer

[SuperFerret]

I call gimmick infringement!

*hits Kane over the head with a chair and then runs back to the locker room*

 

[Manic]

Oh please, sir... I'm expecting a loss here. Not only do you have the upper hand because I've been nearly-non-existent for the last two months, but you're a quality poster and the Anti-Bamf Skype Squad has your back. I won't be totally crushed if (when) I lose to you.

I was just expecting to be crushed like everyone who went against you last year. I underestimated the power of your absence and some users' desire to see someone other than you and CC in the final match.

 

[JP]

Nope.

Brilliant. Just. Brilliant.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I was just expecting to be crushed like everyone who went against you last year. I underestimated the power of your absence and some users' desire to see someone other than you and CC in the final match.

I don't think that's their reasoning for voting against me. Workers follow the queen bee. And, well, let's just say I'm Pooh.

 

[HisMagicTrick]

Manic.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I do want to thank all who have voted for me. You'll get special mod-perks for doing so!

Just kidding.

Or am I?

 

[ComicChick]

another great match

another tough choice

 

[Hound55]

Seems I've missed quite a lot of behind the scenes stuff.

I'll throw a patronising even-it-upper vote for Bamf, my fellow poster who also disappears for long stretches at a time for some reason.

I'm Australian, we go walkabout... what's your excuse?

That's right. I'll keep playing up to stereotypes made popular in a movie that was made in 1986...

 

[E-Man]

Ah hell. I'll vote for whoever is losing and needs the boost.

Or I could just be racist and vote for Bamf.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

I do want to thank all who have voted for me. You'll get special mod-perks for doing so!

Just kidding.

Or am I?

Breast implants will help. Get them done and share them.

 

[Kane52630]

Ah hell. I'll vote for whoever is losing and needs the boost.

Or I could just be racist and vote for Bamf.

 

[Kane52630]

*hits Kane over the head with a chair and then runs back to the locker room*

*wakes up hours later in Mae Young's locker room*

NOooooooooooooooooooo!!!

You will pay for this Ferret.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Seems I've missed quite a lot of behind the scenes stuff.

I'll throw a patronising even-it-upper vote for Bamf, my fellow poster who also disappears for long stretches at a time for some reason.

I'm Australian, we go walkabout... what's your excuse?

That's right. I'll keep playing up to stereotypes made popular in a movie that was made in 1986...

You're patronizing of me feels like a warm hug from a koala bear.

Ah hell. I'll vote for whoever is losing and needs the boost.

Or I could just be racist and vote for Bamf.

Because I'm black? Aww.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

*wakes up hours later in Mae Young's locker room*

NOooooooooooooooooooo!!!

You will pay for this Ferret.

She keeps the hands in the locker also.

 

[Marx]

Bamf

 

[Kane52630]

And the mod votes are pouring in for Bamf's last act of desperation. [/Wolf Blitzer]

 

[The Squirrel]

I gotta go with Doctor Who bamf, Manic.

 

[Marx]

And the mod votes are pouring in for Bamf's last act of desperation. [/Wolf Blitzer]

...it really shouldn't be that much of a surprise to see CC, Hunter, Fire, Show, and Marx supporting Bamf. [/Anderson Cooper]

 

[Kane52630]

What a story Mark. [/Tommy Wiseau on Fox News]

 

[Manic]

...and Bamfer is winning again. Just as I originally thought.

 

[E-Man]

Mods shouldn't be allowed to vote for mods. It's a conspiracy I tell ya.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Reds are people just like you!

 

[Marx]

Mods shouldn't be allowed to vote for mods. It's a conspiracy I tell ya.

If there was a "conspiracy", you'd see about twenty red names voting for Bamf.

 

[The Squirrel]

Reds are people just like you!

I knew you were a Commie!

 

[Hound55]

Just the illuminati...