Hype! Deathmatch: Round 3, Match 1: The Original Bamfer vs hopefuldreamer

[Sawyer]

Hopefuldreamer is a girl?

That makes me feel better about the crush I have on her.

Yeah, but wasn't the crush kind of more exciting before you knew for sure?

 

[Enriquespy]

It was... Strange.

 

[Hyde]

The best kind of silence.

Only if it involves females.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Death Match threads: Internet popularity contests where people publicly pout like entitled 5th graders if their friends don't vote for them.

Deathmatch threads: Internet popularity contests where irrelevant, wannabe-trolls leech off of fake smack-talking in an attempt to get a rise out of someone to feed their own jollies only to entertain everyone who actually doesn't take the internet seriously.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

So the guy who campaigned in several threads, PM'd people, and even had their sig about their deathmatch didn't care at all?

 

[DarkSovereignty]

So the guy who campaigned in several threads, PM'd people, and even had their sig about their deathmatch didn't care at all?

You get right outta town

 

[hopefuldreamer]

You know, I just want you to know Bamf, the only reason I tried so hard is because you annoyed me enough to make me wanna take you down.

You brought this on yourself

Hopefuldreamer is a girl?

That makes me feel better about the crush I have on her.

You obviously knew on some kind of subconscious level, picking up on my slightly female internet mannerisms and stuff...

So the guy who campaigned in several threads, PM'd people, and even had their sig about their deathmatch didn't care at all?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

So the guy who campaigned in several threads, PM'd people, and even had their sig about their deathmatch didn't care at all?

While I didn't say that anywhere, I'll still humor your very Parker Wayne-ish question:

Not really, no. I only cared to make an attempt to beat her when I realized how much she cared to win. Then I got to a point where I was like, "well seeing as how I care too little and she may care too much. She can have it."

The thing is, once you start contacting people you don't know at all, it kind of defeats the purpose and kills the fun. For me, at least.

I hope you and she end up in the finals, actually, just so Kane can get a record-breaking vote turnout. And also because knowing that whoever loses will actually cry in "real life"... which will be quite enjoyable.

 

[hopefuldreamer]

Who don't I know... I mean, I can't say for certain that everyone I know from around the forum remembers me specifically well... but it's not like I was just walking up to strangers in the street, grabbing them and yelling 'VOTE FOR ME!'

I imagine if Parker and I were up against each other in a fight, it'd be more like this:

And less like this:

I'd happily loose to Parker.

Like I said, the only thing that made me wanna 'try' was you winding me up.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

All I got from Bamf's post was "Deathmatch didn't go my way this year so I gotta save face by pretending I never cared." But hey, it's okay. It's just an "internet popularity contest" that you don't care about because you have a life. And yet here you are spending all posting in this exact thread, spending your time and effort out of your awesome life to defend how much you don't care.

You're so cool.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

You know, I just want you to know Bamf, the only reason I tried so hard is because you annoyed me enough to make me wanna take you down.

You brought this on yourself [/IMG]

Aww, I annoyed you at the beginning of our match? That's sad, because you've annoyed me for ages.

I'm just glad I got you out of the Photo Album for a few posts.

 

[Travesty]

 

[hopefuldreamer]

Aww, I annoyed you at the beginning of our match? That's sad, because you've annoyed for ages.

I'm just glad I got you out of the Photo Album for a few posts.

You certainly are keeping this entertaining.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Who don't I know... I mean, I can't say for certain that everyone I know from around the forum remembers me for definate... but it's not like I was just walking up to strangers in the street, grabbing them and yelling 'VOTE FOR ME!'

I imagine if Parker and I were up against each other in a fight, it'd be more like this:

And less like this:

Maybe if you're a dude.

All I got from Bamf's post was "Deathmatch didn't go my way this year so I gotta save face by pretending I never cared."

You're so cool.

And you're so original. Honestly, if you're going to insist upon being obnoxious in every Deathmatch thread you may want to try doing so with a little bit of wit and cleverness... like me!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

You certainly are keeping this entertaining.

For that, I can always be counted on.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

I'm struggling to find the cleverness in losing a deathmatch by nearly 50 and acting like a sore loser about it.

 

[hopefuldreamer]

For that, I can always be counted on.

It's good to have something to fall back on

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I'm struggling to find the cleverness in losing a deathmatch by nearly 50 and acting like a sore loser about it.

I'm giving Kane the drama he wants. I think all jabs pointed in hopeful's direction are clearly not meant to be taken too seriously.

You, however, are just being exhaustingly annoying.

 

[hopefuldreamer]

You mean this is all just a joke to you

I feel so dirty...

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Deathmatch threads: Internet popularity contests where irrelevant, wannabe-trolls leech off of fake smack-talking in an attempt to get a rise out of someone to feed their own jollies only to entertain everyone who actually doesn't take the internet seriously.

Wait... Are you lying to us or yourself?

Not really, no. I only cared to make an attempt to beat her when I realized how much she cared to win. Then I got to a point where I was like, "well seeing as how I care too little and she may care too much I'm 40 votes down. She can have it."

Fixed.

I hope you and she end up in the finals, actually, just so Kane can get a record-breaking vote turnout. And also because knowing that whoever loses will actually cry in "real life"... which will be quite enjoyable.

Yeah, I can see unseriously you take the internet.

 

[SuperFerret]

As the highest quality voter here, I want to say that I want mashed potatoes.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

You mean this is all just a joke to you

I feel so dirty...

I'm legitimately confused. Of course it is... I never take this **** seriously, haha.

Damn it, I just broke character!

 

[hopefuldreamer]

I'm legitimately confused. Of course it is... I never take this **** seriously, haha.

Damn it, I just broke character!

I'm a woman. You're not supposed to understand me

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Yeah, I can see unseriously you take the internet.

'Glad we're on the same page, buddy.

 

[MrMaooz]