Hype! Deathmatch: Round 3, Match 1: The Original Bamfer vs hopefuldreamer

[The Original Bamfer]

I'm a woman. You're not supposed to understand me

Oh my God, 'having flashbacks to my previous relationships...

 

[hopefuldreamer]

Oh my God, 'having flashbacks to my previous relationships...

Did she also beat you?

 

[Travesty]

 

[MrMaooz]

Did she also beat you?

Huh?

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Pfft. This isn't fun anymore.

 

[hopefuldreamer]

Okay, i'm done with the smack talk for the evening. I'm not great at it anyway, and I have work to get up for in the morning

I'll leave it to the rest of you to pick at each other for others amusement

 

[KevanG]

Did she also beat you?

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Did she also beat you?

Yeah...














...and I miss it so.

 

[Sawyer]

I want to see more fighting dammit.

 

[KevanG]

Alright then. Sawyer, you're a smelly jerk.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Alright then. Sawyer, you're a smelly jerk.

Nobody's going to fight you on that ...

 

[Schlosser85]

Kevan leaves the toilet seat up

 

[Sawyer]

Nobody's going to fight you on that ...

Oh you want to go there, Pink? YOU WANNA GO THERE WITH ME?! Alright....

















You have cooties.

 

[KevanG]

Kevan leaves the toilet seat up

It's true. I'm single and live alone so why not?

 

[Lily Adler]

If I were a guest in your house and used your restroom and ended up dunking my doughnut because of your bad habit. You know I'm going to lay a smackdown on you.

 

[KevanG]

You knew what you were getting into when you entered my domicile!

 

[Lily Adler]

That's it! Time to plunge the banana into the fudge hole, a spider-infested banana at that!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Dude, that was disgusting. C'mon, man.

 

[KevanG]

That's it! Time to plunge the banana into the fudge hole, a spider-infested banana at that!

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>.>

... Are you coming onto me?

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

That's it! Time to plunge the banana into the fudge hole, a spider-infested banana at that!

Uh..... what...?

 

[Lily Adler]

You have no power here, Bamfer the Gray.

 

[Lily Adler]

Uh..... what...?

I don't know I just wanted to throw a reference to that new thread in there. I originally was going to say hop skotch, but this felt more right ya know sodomy and all.

 

[Lily Adler]

<.<
>.>

... Are you coming onto me?

Not at all, if I was I would suggest painting you in latex and shooting your crotch with an air rifle while upside down on a tractor.

 

[KevanG]

Well, I'm not picky.

LOVE ME!!!

 

[Lily Adler]

Did I also mention a leash and spiked heels would factor in this equation.