Hype! Deathmatch: Round 3, Match 3: JJJ's Ulcer vs JP

[Kane52630]

Artwork courtesy of JP


JJJ's Ulcer's Titantron



JP's Titantron


WELCOME TO THE HYPE! DEATHMATCH!
In round three, each match will last 3 days. The player with the most votes at the end of 3 days will move on to the semi-finals! The matches for round three are as follows:


ROUND ONE

Match 1: Spider Aziz vs JJJ's Ulcer
Match 2: NewYorkSpider vs ComicChick
Match 3: The Original Bamfer vs Lord Valumart
Match 4: SpideyFan866 vs AnneFan
Match 5: JP vs enterthemadness
Match 6: DirtyHarry vs SuperFerret
Match 7: Parker Wayne vs DarkSentinel
Match 8: MrMaooz vs CosmicPinchy
Match 9: Knowsbleed vs Duke
Match 10: tacit-ronin vs E-Man
Match 11: Asteroid-Man vs SymbioticToxin
Match 12: JustABill vs Fallen Angel
Match 13: OriginalMiles vs LibidoLoca
Match 14: Aesop Rocks vs Shlee
Match 15: Cory vs TheDreamMaster
Match 16: Sawyer vs DarkSovereignty


ROUND TWO
Match 1: E-Man vs SuperFerret
Match 2: CosmicPinchy vs AnneFan
Match 3: JJJ's Ulcer vs Aesop Rocks
Match 4: Cory vs JustABill
Match 5: The Original Bamfer vs OriginalMiles
Match 6: JP vs enterthemadness vs SymbioticToxin
Match 7: ComicChick vs Duke
Match 8: Sawyer vs Parker Wayne

ROUND THREE
Match 1: ComicChick vs Cory
Match 2: AnneFan vs The Original Bamfer
Match 3: JJJ's Ulcer vs JP
Match 4: Parker Wayne vs SuperFerret​

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I look so mean. Like that old SkiFree monster that would eat you if you skied too far. Is that.... how you guys see me?

 

[Pink Ranger]

Sorry JP, you're a brah, but I can't vote against JJJ twice.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Ulcer needs to make that his new Hype avy

 

[Duke]

The sarcastic Ulcer gets my vote!!

 

[DarkSentinel]

Triple JJJ. All the waywayway.

 

[JP]

Sorry JP, you're a brah, but I can't vote against JJJ twice.

Neither can I.

 

[Schlosser85]

Finally a vote I can make without flipping a coin.

 

[TheDreamMaster]

JJJ has my vote!

 

[Piper Maru]

JJJ's Ulcer for the win!

 

[Hellion]

Triple J!

 

[E-Man]

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[Sawyer]

I love JP like a third wife, but he didn't vote for me and JJJ did, so.

 

[squeekness]

JP cause I've known him almost forever.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I love JP like a third wife, but he didn't vote for me and JJJ did, so.

So what you're saying is I'm the second wife.

We all know who the first one is.

 

[Pink Ranger]

So what you're saying is I'm the second wife.

We all know who the first one is.

Be careful, like in any classical imperial household, #1 concubine has all the power.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Be careful, like in any classical imperial household, #1 concubine has all the power.

Parker Wayne is the dragon lady. JP and I plot against the old wicked wench daily.

One day....

 

[Human Torch]

Triple J for the win.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Parker Wayne is the dragon lady. JP and I plot against the old wicked wench daily.

One day....

Based on the movies I've seen, #3 is the young thing who's having it off with the 20-year-old bodyguard, and will betray you at the worst possible moment. Invading Japanese soldiers will put your head on a pike.

 

[ComicChick]

Finally a vote I can make without flipping a coin.

ouch

 

[The Original Bamfer]

JP and I go way, way back. I mean, I love me some Va-JJJ, but JP's seen my angry, green elephant!

 

[Spider-Aziz]

The Ulcer is one of the posters I highly respect, so I gotta give him my vote.

 

[Piper Maru]

The Ulcer is one of the posters I highly respect, so I gotta give him my vote.

You can say that again.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

You can say that again.

We used that joke a lot in one month, for that I say thee nay.

 

[Piper Maru]

We used that joke a lot in one month, for that I say thee nay.

You're just a chicken, chip chip chip chip cheep.