Hype! Deathmatch: Round 2, Match 3: JJJ's Ulcer vs Aesop Rocks

[Superwoman Prime]

It was a pie and vaping reference.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

No. No, Aziz. Bad Aziz! It's not a beef-jerky reference.

Sorry, sorry.
I vote JJJ's Ulcer.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Well, okay, we can make jerky just this one time.

 

[Human Torch]

But I was about to release my 2Pac-esque diss rap….

No, but seriously... That's big (or Biggie) of you, and I appreciate it. Beef squashed.

 

[Sawyer]

Gonna throw my vote to Aesop. Looks like he needs it.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Va-JJJ doesn't talk to me anymore, but Aesop talks to me too much. Hmm, well, I guess too much attention is better than none.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Gonna throw my vote to Aesop. Looks like he needs it.

But, no. That is completely legit. That's what I did when you faced DarkSov.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Va-JJJ doesn't talk to me anymore, but Aesop talks to me too much. Hmm, well, I guess too much attention is better than none.

Yolanda, I thought you said you were going to be cool.

But no, I deserve that for dragging my feet on the ole' Skype. But I talk to you. I'll talk anytime. Not about anything. But probably about 80% of things.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Yolanda, I thought you said you were going to be cool.

But no, I deserve that for dragging my feet on the ole' Skype. But I talk to you. I'll talk anytime. Not about anything. But probably about 80% of things.

Now I regret my decision.

Oh, and does Blue Waffle fall in that 80%?

 

[Sawyer]

But, no. That is completely legit. That's what I did when you faced DarkSov.

And my vote for Aesop isn't revenge for that at all.

Spoiler

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Now I regret my decision.

Oh, and does Blue Waffle fall in that 80%?

Always.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

voted for JJJ's because he was just so good last night

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Nah, all I wanted was to beat Shlee I hope JJJ's advances all the way.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Va-JJJ doesn't talk to me anymore, but Aesop talks to me too much.

hehehhee we can play DAT GAME all u wanna bruh

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

And my vote for Aesop isn't revenge for that at all.

Spoiler

When Sawyer saw my vote

 

[Pink Ranger]

Because I'm supposed to be the #1 Contender for the Sawyer's Hype Wife Championship.

Dear god, what's second prize in that contest? A punch to the face?

 

[Erzengel]

Which one has the more attractive sister?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I hope JJJ's, cause my sister is

Spoiler

[BLACKOUT]dead[/BLACKOUT]

.

 

[Hellion]

Aesop...cuz Aesop rocks...

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I don't know whether to be horrified or aroused by your avatar.

 

[Hellion]

Why not both?

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Is that bae?

 

[Hellion]

You better bae-lieve it...

...ugh! I swore I would never use bae...look what you've done...

 

[Ultron-5]

JJJ's Ulcer gets my vote.

 

[Duke]

Triple J voted for me & i'll vote for him.