Hype! Deathmatch: SEMI-FINALS, Match 2: JJJ's Ulcer vs AnneFan

[The Infernal]

*Looked at poll results and voted for person lagging behind just to see what happens.*

Bwahahahaha

 

[Pink Ranger]

Prediction so far:

AnneFan wins.

"Now, let's zoom in here to Tardis County. Big evangelical Whovian population, who backed JJJ's anti-Dalek marriage bill, so he takes that county, no surprises here. But the story's different when we go to the Gotham Regional Precinct. You can see that AnneFan's executive order banning third movies for successful franchises really mobilized the DC fans, so he picks up this district. But hold the phone there, we then move to the Texas 39th, where Tony Romo's campaigning for AnneFan really backfired."

 

[LizardMan07]

What happened?

 

[AnneFan]

AF campaigned for himself.

Mrs. Sawyer, who lost interest in his own Deathmatch, campaigned for JJJ

Then randomly, AF started campaigning for JJJ.

Now someone is campaigning for AF with striking success.

It truly is a thriller.

I bet, double or nothing, AnneFan crawls out of that shallow grave with faculties intact and hunts you down like the dogs you all are.

 

[Fallen Angel]

"Now, let's zoom in here to Tardis County. Big evangelical Whovian population, who backed JJJ's anti-Dalek marriage bill, so he takes that county, no surprises here. But the story's different when we go to the Gotham Regional Precinct. You can see that AnneFan's executive order banning third movies for successful franchises really mobilized the DC fans, so he picks up this district. But hold the phone there, we then move to the Texas 39th, where Tony Romo's campaigning for AnneFan really backfired."

Annefan picks up the contaminated lands of the X Zone.

 

[JP]

Something that happens to a lot of us in 'Death Matches.'

Hurt Feelings

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I was hoping you were linking to that video.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

It's cool, AnneFan. You can relax and do nothing. I'm campaigning for you now. I want you to win by 500 votes, I promise.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

AF campaigned for himself.

Mrs. Sawyer, who had no interest in his own Deathmatch, campaigned for JJJ.

Then randomly, AF said they were campaigning for JJJ.

But actually, it was a bluff and now AnneFan made it close again.

Fixed.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I was hoping you were linking to that video.

I wish I could link more, but you know the Hype's stupid censorship rule. Speaking of which, gang... If you hate the Hype's stupid censorship rule and wish you could swear like a sailor, vote for me.

 

[AnneFan]

I don't know what happened here, and why my vote has rocketed up this far.

In any case, we must not gibe up hope. Continue to spread the good word about JJJ.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Fool me once, Anne....

 

[JP]

Will CC be able to compete with the winner of this match?

She is a former deathmatch champion.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Will CC be able to compete with the winner of this match?

She is a former deathmatch champion.

Seeing as Mrs Sawyer was responsible for 80% of my votes (and has said it was a one time only thing), I'm sure she will destroy me.

 

[Reek]

whoaaa

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Fixed.

Thanks.

Now fix the latest trend, please. Kthnx

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Fixed. Everybody can now only wear suits.

 

[Sawyer]

Parker got sassier dating Sawyer.

Someone's jealous.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Fixed. Everybody can now only wear suits.

Good enough.

 

[Obsequens]

It has only just recently come to my attention that no one actually dies at the end of the match... that takes the fun out of it, but vote is cast so there it is

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

That's all cool. Let's get JJJ's vote up to 50 plus. With everyone teaming up here, it's certainly possible.

Remember everyone... AnneFan wants me to get votes. At least that's what he says publicly. Hmmn…. is he saying something else privately? If we can't trust what AnneFan says, then how can we believe he even likes Anne Hathaway? Maybe his whole identity is a facade… a farce…. maybe AnneFan isn't even a person, but a malfunctioning Diebold vote-machine.

 

[Sawyer]

Maybe Anne Hathaway's not even a real person!

 

[Piper Maru]

What if Anne Hathaway is James Franco in disguise?

 

[AnneFan]

I must say, whoever is campaigning for me is doing an incredible job.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

….

Huh. So my ceiling seems to be 115. Oh well. It was fun while it lasted.

 

[Sawyer]

I must say, whoever is campaigning for me is doing an incredible job.