I am Going to Hell for Laughing at This

[Dew k. Mosi]

Corpse falls off hearse and run over

Manila: A taxi rammed into a hearse in Quezon City, sending a corpse flying out of the vehicle on to a pavement before being run over by another vehicle.

The driver of the hearse was fixing a tyre puncture in the middle of a highway when the accident occurred along the city's Commonwealth district around dawn on Tuesday. "The driver was changing the tyres of the hearse when a taxi slammed into the rear of the vehicle," a witness interviewed by a television network said, adding that the taxi driver was apparently drowsy when the accident occurred.

Traffic came to a standstill on the road as everyone gaped at the lifeless accident victim.

Quezon City investigators cannot decide whether they should file homicide charges against the taxi driver, Jimmy Bautista, as the victim was already dead before he met with the accident.

"Traffic investigators are preparing to file charges of reckless imprudence resulting in damage to property against the taxi driver," traffic aide Cristanto Gragatin was quoted by the daily Philippine Star.

"The family of the 'accident victim' are still uncertain about what charges to file," he said.

 

[Calvin]

"The family of the 'accident victim' are still uncertain about what charges to file," he said.

That part's pretty funny.

 

[Socrates]

Manila: A taxi rammed into a hearse in Quezon City, sending a corpse flying out of the vehicle on to a pavement before being run over by another vehicle.

I cannot but help imagine this in a cartoony sense.

 

[Hades]

Disgusting. i would have barfed if i seen this take place.

 

[Tsunulia]

I hope they didn't already pay to have the make up done Now they gotta go back and do it again, and try to put the body back together too.......

 

[Pyro Max]

Of course, it all makes sense now.
Problem One: The world needs more golf courses and less grave yards.
Problem Two: People drive to fast.

Solution
New Speedbumps. My god its so simple.

 

[Morg]

amusing, if it happen here I imagine the driver would be charged abuse of a corpse

 

[Mister Sinister]

Terrible, but i'd have to laugh.

 

[Man-Thing]

I wonder if the corpse "popped"?

 

[Immortalfire]

That is....bad.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

That's pretty sad but still..I laughed.

 

[THWIP*]

Corpse falls off hearse and run over

Manila: A taxi rammed into a hearse in Quezon City, sending a corpse flying out of the vehicle on to a pavement before being run over by another vehicle.

The driver of the hearse was fixing a tyre puncture in the middle of a highway when the accident occurred along the city's Commonwealth district around dawn on Tuesday. "The driver was changing the tyres of the hearse when a taxi slammed into the rear of the vehicle," a witness interviewed by a television network said, adding that the taxi driver was apparently drowsy when the accident occurred.

Traffic came to a standstill on the road as everyone gaped at the lifeless accident victim.

Quezon City investigators cannot decide whether they should file homicide charges against the taxi driver, Jimmy Bautista, as the victim was already dead before he met with the accident.

"Traffic investigators are preparing to file charges of reckless imprudence resulting in damage to property against the taxi driver," traffic aide Cristanto Gragatin was quoted by the daily Philippine Star.

"The family of the 'accident victim' are still uncertain about what charges to file," he said.

YOU'RE DEFINITELY GOING TO HELL........BUT IT WON'T JUST BE FOR THIS.

 

[kane9321]

wow ..I'm going to hell for as well..straight down

 

[Ronny Shade]

Reminds me of Bad Boys II

That crazy Michael Bay. I can't wait for Transformers.

 

[terry78]

My guess is the corpse of a scrapped Decepticon falling from the sky. Hilarity ensues as people run for cover, getting squished in the process by errant body parts.

 

[Ronny Shade]

I think one of the transformers will be in Truck form as is races down the street chased by decepticons firing lasers at it. Peices fall off and bounce down the road.

Exactly like in Bad Boys II and The Island