The Dark Knight 'I don't want to kill the Lounge! What would I do without 'Tusi?!?'

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We wanted a grandchild but you weren't able to perform to get my daughter pregnant. It seems women just really turn you off. My daughter is now going to cry because her self-esteem has been ruined.
well maybe if.... yeah well..... I DONATED TO A SPERM BANK SO NYAH!!!!!
 
We wanted a grandchild but you weren't able to perform to get my daughter pregnant. It seems women just really turn you off. My daughter is now going to cry because her self-esteem has been ruined.

Awww poor girl
 
^^ CC and Mags scary team

What were you gona Post?

...i cant show you...itll just be an x again for you

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urgggg.... wait. what? WHY AM I BEING SCREAMED AT BY A CHINESE COUPLE WHILE THEIR DAUGHTER CRIES NEXT TO MY NAKED BODY WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

and where my ha.....ACE!!!!!!!!

*dances with his cane*...I hear cries of anger...sobs of misery....Woot!

Bowler hats on guys lame, Bowler hats on girls
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*watches Vito run up and take Clocks*

Vito has low standards.

We wanted a grandchild but you weren't able to perform to get my daughter pregnant. It seems women just really turn you off. My daughter is now going to cry because her self-esteem has been ruined.

Is she willing to adopt?

Im not that kind of guy!!!

Ahahahaaaha....You are.
 
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"Never accept things from strangers"

Parents have been teaching their children this for generations. It has never been known why. Young clock now knows that when you disobey your parents you end up naked in a room being told you can not get a young chinese woman pregnant while simultaneously being violated by a large Italian woman/man. These things are only able to be explained... in the Twilight Zone.
 
Ben and Jerries is not a sperm bank

why you got a spare kid laying around?

*writes note-don't eat Ben and Jerries*

Well....some work....has needed kids...and the little buggers have no where else to go...so they follow me like I'm their mom....Please, take as many as you want.*points to the 15 kids behind them*
 
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"Never accept things from strangers"

Parents have been teaching their children this for generations. It has never been known why. Young clock now knows that when you disobey your parents you end up naked in a room being told you can not get a young chinese woman pregnant while simultaneously being violated by a large Italian woman/man. These things are only able to be explained... in the Twilight Zone.

Almost naked. Glad to be of service.

Very, he once did a security guard

*shakes head* The lows humans will go.

im sorry, i cant hear you over the sound of your desperation

Ego fighting is fun to watch*noms on popcorn*
 
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