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[FONT=VERDANA, HELVETICA]In March, police in Ann Arbor, Mich., were called to the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity at the University of Michigan after a female trespasser entered during the dinner hour and ignored repeated attempts to get her to leave (even though she merely sat down, removed her clothes and *********ed). Fraternity members said later they would throw out the two sofas she touched. [Michigan Daily, 3-26-07][/FONT]