I would eat people or Soylent Green, it's what's for breakfast!

[knowsbleed]

I'd eat a person.

What's even wrong with eating a person? Big deal. Stop being so sensitive about it.

I love the movie Alive. If I ever crash land in the Andes Mountains and my survival depended upon eating the buttocks of a human being who was no longer living, I'd get down on some butt. That derriere would get sliced and diced and I'd definitely fashion some form of George Foreman grill out of aircraft parts to get the human sizzle on.

Open your mind a little, eat a human.

 

[SuperFerret]

I would eat any animal as long as it fulfills two conditions: 1) it's not sick; 2) I don't know it personally.

 

[Carcharodon]

I would eat any animal unless it fulfilled two conditions: 1) it's not sick; 2) I don't know it personally.

So you'd eat only animals that you know personally and/or are sick?

 

[knowsbleed]

SuFe, you really confuse me sometimes all the time.

I bet humans could be the next pork. Except we can drive cars and stuff.

 

[SuperFerret]

So you'd eat only animals that you know personally and/or are sick?

Curse your logic and grammar. I just woke up and I'm watching Deep Blue Sea, clearly my brain isn't working at full speed.

 

[Carcharodon]

Curse your logic and grammar. I just woke up and I'm watching Deep Blue Sea, clearly my brain isn't working at full speed.

That movie is terrible. I understand now.

 

[knowsbleed]

Ethan Hawke condones eating people, how wrong could it be?

 

[SuperFerret]

If we don't eat people, how will we gain their courage?

 

[knowsbleed]

I used to love watching Bizarre Foods on Travel Channel but I always used to think to myself, "If Andrew Zimmern really had balls, he would try some people meat."

 

[KevanG]

SuFe, you really confuse me sometimes all the time.

I bet humans could be the next pork. Except we can drive cars and stuff.

You mean Long Pig?

 

[E-Man]

I didn't know that zombies had knows bleeds.

 

[Ghostvirus]

Isn't Soylent Green human?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I'd eat a human if he or she didn't have AIDs and was cooked properly, with a side of mashed potatoes.

 

[enterthemadness]

I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I ate a human, not to mention I probably be condemned to hell for it. I don't even like eating meat all the time as is.

 

[KevanG]

How about some "Human Beans" then?

Bwahahahaha

...

I know, I know, shut up Kevan

 

[Silvermoth]

Is this like a sexual thing?

 

[Shockdingo]

I sure as hell am not turning into the Wendigo. /Canadian

 

[SuperFerret]

I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I ate a human, not to mention I probably be condemned to hell for it. I don't even like eating meat all the time as is.

Jeez, make a big deal out of nothing why don't you? What's a little cannibalism between friends?

 

[Hound55]

If we don't eat people, how will we gain their courage?

Their rich, tasty courage...

You mean Long Pig?

Yup... that's pretty much all I have here... references to animated series.

 

[Schlosser85]

He'd be so proud of you.

In all seriousness, I used to really wonder what human flesh tasted like.

 

[Carcharodon]

Isn't Soylent Green human?

Soylent Green is PEOPLE!

 

[knowsbleed]

Who here would be really upset if when you died, your flesh was consumed for survival?

 

[Manic]

If I was dead, I doubt I'd care about what happened to my flesh. Or anything, for that matter.

 

[Donut]

Who here would be really upset if when you died, your flesh was consumed for survival?

How can any one be upset about something like that if they are dead ?

 

[knowsbleed]

Well, obviously I'm asking your opinion while you are still alive, if you would mind the idea of someone eating the remains of your body once you are deceased.