Iceland's Hidden Elves Delay Road Projects

[Sawyer]

Sawyer was created by the Elf/Penguin Axis to be their ultimate soldier. Half Elf, half Penguin... ALL MAN-KILLER. (In more ways than one. )

Someone make me a ****ing avvy of this or I'm never speaking to any of you again.

 

[Piper Maru]

Sawyer is Half Elf and half Penguin? Somehow...everything makes sense.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Look, I know DS is a no good ratfink commie pinko with marxist leanings but he knows when he sees moral decay.

It's true, I majored in moral decay in college, at the university of the Jesus

 

[KevanG]

Someone make me a ****ing avvy of this or I'm never speaking to any of you again.

So if no one does then we never hear from you again? Starting when?

 

[Sawyer]

So if no one does then we never hear from you again? Starting when?

 

[Gold Samurai]

A manhunt is out for 3 felons. Their name's are Snap, Crackle and Pop.

 

[Asgard]

Icelanders have been having sex with elves for many years.

Elves are said to be the perfect lovers.

http://www.vice.com/the-vice-guide-to-sex/icelandic-elf-sex

 

[DarkSentinel]

Someone make me a ****ing avvy of this or I'm never speaking to any of you again.

I thought that WAS your ****ing avvy