If you had both male and female genitalia...

[knowsbleed]

... Which bathroom would you use?

 

[KevanG]

I'd imagine it would depend on what you look like.

 

[Anubis]

The Men's of course. Women's bathrooms are always full and filthy for some reason.

 

[KevanG]

Not going to ask how you know that.

 

[jonathancrane]

A unisex bathroom. They're becoming more common and are helpful in matters such as this (for instance, we had a trans student back at the uni, and they received flak from both sides, so the university planned to install more unisex bathrooms to make the university more accommodating to them.)

 

[Duke]

To the OP:


Is this a hypothetical question or did you have a sex change recently?

 

[Anubis]

Not going to ask how you know that.

 

[Sawyer]

If I had both sets of genitals, I'd just pee inside myself, DUH!!!

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.... is that not how it works?

 

[Holiday]

The Men's of course. Women's bathrooms are always full and filthy for some reason.

I did retail store janitorial for a year, I have to agree. Womens is ****ed up.

 

[jonathancrane]

I did retail store janitorial for a year, I have to agree. Womens is ****ed up.

I had a similar experience, as I did maintenance/janitorial work at a summer camp, and I dreaded having to clean the female shower/bathrooms on Friday nights. *shudders*

 

[knowsbleed]

If I had both sets of genitals, I'd just pee inside myself, DUH!!!

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.... is that not how it works?

I said genitalia...I said nothing about anuses.

 

[Dark Raven]

A unisex bathroom. They're becoming more common and are helpful in matters such as this (for instance, we had a trans student back at the uni, and they received flak from both sides, so the university planned to install more unisex bathrooms to make the university more accommodating to them.)

Unisex bathrooms are really common now. It's weird washing your hands alongside a female. I expect the women don't really go there to have conversations anymore though.

Even unisex changing rooms are quite common at a swimming pool.

 

[charl_huntress]

The Men's of course. Women's bathrooms are always full and filthy for some reason.

That's why I'll go to a male restroom if I really have to potty. My philosophy is if you have something I haven't seen before then I'll throw a rock at it.

 

[Feenix]

I would pee in the woods. One of my biggest pet peeves when I'm skiing is after having a case couple of mountain beers, I have to pee and the chalet is always too close to the bottom and the "bathrooms" they have on the top of the mountain are holes in the ground. Any woman on this forum knows exactly what kind of issues come up when you have to squat to pee.

I would love the freedom of whipping out my obviously large penis and peeing behind a tree anywhere on the mountain.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

I would pee in the woods. One of my biggest pet peeves when I'm skiing is after having a case couple of mountain beers, I have to pee and the chalet is always too close to the bottom and the "bathrooms" they have on the top of the mountain are holes in the ground. Any woman on this forum knows exactly what kind of issues come up when you have to squat to pee.

I would love the freedom of whipping out my obviously large penis and peeing behind a tree anywhere on the mountain.

No worries CosmicPinchy, I got ya covered! follow the link and all your mountain pee needs will be solved!

http://www.go-girl.com/what-is-gogirl.asp

They even have a pic of a women on a mountain in ski garb on the homepage, you are not along my friend

 

[Pink Ranger]

I would pee in the woods. One of my biggest pet peeves when I'm skiing is after having a case couple of mountain beers, I have to pee and the chalet is always too close to the bottom and the "bathrooms" they have on the top of the mountain are holes in the ground. Any woman on this forum knows exactly what kind of issues come up when you have to squat to pee.

I would love the freedom of whipping out my obviously large penis and peeing behind a tree anywhere on the mountain.

So typical of women, always exaggerating the size of their hypothetical penises. Am I right, fellas?

 

[Hellion]

The Men's of course. Women's bathrooms are always full and filthy for some reason.

Ditto. Closing a restaurant and my area included the restrooms. By the end of the evening, it looked like a horror film.

 

[Feenix]

No worries CosmicPinchy, I got ya covered! follow the link and all your mountain pee needs will be solved!

http://www.go-girl.com/what-is-gogirl.asp

They even have a pic of a women on a mountain in ski garb on the homepage, you are not along my friend

Go girl indeed.

 

[Sawyer]

So typical of women, always exaggerating the size of their hypothetical penises. Am I right, fellas?

"Hypothetical"?

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Go girl indeed.

I knew you would dig it, how many did you order?

 

[Feenix]

"Hypothetical"?

 

[Ant-manic]

... Which bathroom would you use?

the one installed in my bedroom.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

I would exclusively use public fountains.

 

[E-Man]

It wouldn't matter because I only use the bathroom in my own home. I'm a bathroom snob like that.

 

[webhead9707]

This thread is already one of the funniest we've had in the past few weeks.