World If you had Wolverine's claws,what would you most want to do with them ?

[WaterEagle]

If you had Wolverine's claws (and the unique superpowers his claws give him),
what creatively witty (serious or humorous) things would you most like to do
with them and use them for (other than the boringly predictable, like attack
and/or kill others, not that you shouldn't of course) ?

 

[HerosOnFilm]

I would probably just stand in front of the mirror and sheathe and unsheathe them over and over again making ridiculous fighting poses.

 

[Jick]

^^lol
It hurts, you know?
I'd use only on extreme cases, or to scare someone who's trying to play the big guy on me.

 

[Downhere]

You could use them for shish kabob's.

 

[Beanjuice]

^^lol
It hurts, you know?
I'd use only on extreme cases, or to scare someone who's trying to play the big guy on me.

^ this and exact my vengeance on gradeschool bullies

 

[BDuncan]

I'd learn the art of sculpting and would start a lucrative international business sculpting blocks of ice, plants/trees/bushes and other solids (chocolate, cheese, ice cream, etc.).

 

[04nbod]

Logan's whole deal is pretty boring. If I was more of the animal I'd probably have to spend most days shaving

 

[Farren]

Make kebabs.

 

[x-fan]

I'd go over to afganistan and find bin laden and rip him a new one, then proceed to every taliban home and do the same, for everyone of the civilians and soldiers we've lost, then a few thousand more for good measure so they wouldn't think of retaliation. Oh and my spelling maybe off, but if I had wolvies powers no one would correct me :P

 

[YoungE808]

Make a commercial for bears on how to catch salmon.

 

[Be Snikt-Happy]

Id tried to swipe them together and pull my arms out sideways, like in the TAS intro, just to see a cool spark between them.

 

[bulletbillx]

stick up only the middle claw instead of flipping someone off at least once.

 

[KryptoniteFeel]

I'd use them like in this sick trailer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSj345-3YUI

 

[Not_Sane]

If I had wolverine's claws I have a feeling that i'd probably some how hurt myself

 

[simplysuperhero]

If I had them, I'd be worried if I had an itch on my body.

 

[Be Snikt-Happy]

I would be a dog and bury my es ach eye tee.

or throw sand and dirt on people between my legs like the african guy in ace ventura 2.

 

[MrWayne]

id track down Edward Scissor hands and chop his hands off and say "this towns only big enough for one of us bub..".. then go pay Freddy a visit too..

 

[Terror Inc.]

open beers just to do it! and cans of soup too.

 

[returntovoid]

Kill Tom Rothman but before doing so, I would say "Thanks a lot for giving me an average movie with most of my berserker rage gone and not giving me the R rating, bub"

 

[ComicChick]

the claws wouldn't be what i want from wolverine. gimme the healing factor.

if i did have the claws though i'd go chop up some firewood and sell it cuz i'm broke haha

 

[Terror Inc.]

the claws wouldn't be what i want from wolverine. gimme the healing factor.

if i did have the claws though i'd go chop up some firewood and sell it cuz i'm broke haha

Heh, that made me crack up when I read it, gotta do something resourceful. And yeah the healing factor would be sweet, I'd probably get into as many fights as possible or stab myself in front of people just so I could heal and freak em out.

 

[MrWayne]

i would use em to slice open a dutch master heheheh

 

[stextc]

I'd much prefer the healing factor but as an intimidation factor you can't beat those claws.

 

[dudamundo]

Stab the TV every time barney is on.


...stupid barney.

 

[TheWatcher]

lol
cook meat with them....