Is it time to blow up the moon?

[Silvermoth]

Hi everyone,

is anyone else sick of the moon? I feel like every couple of months we’re told there’s like, a large moon out there that only happens every three hundred years and we should go out and look at it and when we do it’s like…slightly larger.

Anyway since not a whole lot is going on at the moment should we blow up the moon?

 

[Dark Raven]

You do that and we'll end up with this series:

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

The Justice League will never allow it.

 

[InCali]

Hi everyone,

is anyone else sick of the moon? I feel like every couple of months we’re told there’s like, a large moon out there that only happens every three hundred years and we should go out and look at it and when we do it’s like…slightly larger.

Anyway since not a whole lot is going on at the moment should we blow up the moon?

Probably not the best idea, I’m trying to keep from laughing, that I’ve heard recently. I hope you aren’t in league with rocket raccoon. I prefer to suck all of the fun out of life.

 

[MissMarvelous]

I don't think so, no.

 

[InCali]

I don't think so, no.

Because, like we’ll, yknow….die

 

[Drizzle]

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I hope we get Louis Armstrong down from there before we commence with Operation: Kaboom!

 

[Eddie Dean]

America can will should and must blow up the moon

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

 

[Kev4000]

Hi everyone,

is anyone else sick of the moon? I feel like every couple of months we’re told there’s like, a large moon out there that only happens every three hundred years and we should go out and look at it and when we do it’s like…slightly larger.

Anyway since not a whole lot is going on at the moment should we blow up the moon?

The world is so crazy, if you made an online petition for this, it would have 10k subs in a month.

 

[Steyin]

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I'm shocked at the insensitivity being shown to the Lycanthrope community here.

 

[Erzengel]

What about the Amazon women?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

What about the Amazon women?

Indeed.

Where is NASA on the important issues?

American access to Amazon women could be cut off.

 

[Monsieur Xavier]

Jackie Chun/Master Roshi did it first



Bottom line, the Moon is like Wolverine or Lobo...it can regenerate from scraps.

 

[Drizzle]

I'm shocked at the insensitivity being shown to the Lycanthrope community here.

But even if it were to cause cataclysmic events, wouldn't blowing up the moon cure lycanthropy? Another ice age is a small price to pay for no more werewolves.

 

[Flash525]

I vote to blow up the Earth instead, just evacuate all the decent people first. There's gotta be another tropical planet out there somewhere.. right??