It's hard out there to be a virgin...

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  1. Kritish Registered

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  2. Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    Yeah that pretty much says it all.
     
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    next year's hype social looks like it will be taking place in berlin...

    heck maybe we can get a superhero discount.

    :o
     
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    40 year old Virgin started a new and exciting business in the United States awesome.
     
  5. PLAS Registered

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    it's a quite interesting thing

    but here's a question: how do you prove you're a virgin?
     
  6. Kritish Registered

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    Girls have a cherry.

    We don't have anything! :mad: :(
     
  7. ShadowBoxing Registered

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    Why would you lie about that:confused:
     
  8. The Question Objectivism doesn't work.

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    To get a discount from the brothel, maybe?
     
  9. PLAS Registered

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    exactly, so how would you prove it, then?
     
  10. Strange Registered

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    I'm not sure but I heard in Mexico you can get a surgery that gives you back your virginity:eek:
     
  11. Kritish Registered

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    But I like being a ****.:(
     
  12. PLAS Registered

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    inocence once lost, can never be regained
     
  13. Armand Z Trip Recalcitrant

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    I thou8ght it was hard out there for a pimp? Virgins too? I guess nobody has it easy.
     
  14. Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    I had a dry spell after I initially lost my virginity and I think it grew back. :(
     
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  16. Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    Dr.Fear will be planning a trip to Germany as soon as possible.
     
  17. Wilhelm-Scream Registered

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    I lost my virginity to a woman that I ended up living with for 4 years so I was very spoiled.

    Anyway, I feel for the prostitutes, I doubt they'll make much money.

    $10 for 45 seconds
    $20 for 2 and a half minutes
    $30 for 5 minutes.....I'm thinking. :(
     
  18. Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    Interesting; movies and whatnot make prostitutes to be total hotties, but in reality most of them are about as attractive as a brick wall.
     
  19. Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    Thinking or relaying......you dirty lil monkey. :o

    So when does the sign up sheet start for a SHH Trip out of Wuss'ville?
     
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    people act like thier virginity is something phsyical that gets removed from you,like once you lose your virginity you don't have to wear the virginity symbol thats stuck on your forehead.After you get to a certain age,and still haven't gotten laid,just pay for it. Everyone pays for sex,some just pay for it directly.
     
  21. Spiderpig crispy around the edges

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    Hell yes. It should be law. There should also be a t-shirt and a silly hat.
     
  22. Honey Vibe Pardon, Mr. Hyde?

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  23. Equint77 MY NAME IS HOV

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    HBO's cathouse showed this 40 year old virgin and the only reason why he was there was cause his mom bought him the hooker... hell she was there during negotiations.

    creepy to have your mom buy out your virginity... at a ****e house no less.
     
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    Man it's stupid when people say this and think they're being all clever or profound. I have never paid for any of the wonderful, memorable, brain exploding sex I've had.
    I had it whenever I've met a girl who was sexually attracted to me and I also found her attractive, so we both wanted to do it. No payment in any way, just animal lust or gooey, true love.
     
  25. Darthphere Kneel before 'Drox!

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    So im guessing Kainedamo booked his flight?
     

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