Jazz Pepsi is not a Hallucinogen

[Master Chief]

Just giving everyone a heads up. I went out to buy a bottle after seeing that awesome commercial where everyday urban noises turned into jazz music, even though I thought it sounded terrible I thought it'd be a nice legal trip. But no. I feel ripped off. Anyone know if there's a "Dramatization" on the screen? That's the last time I'm buying anything from Pepsi. Unless I'm at a restaurant or something and that's all they have, then f**k it, I'll have a glass.

 

[Bat Attack]

Blech. I would like it if it weren't friggen' diet.

 

[Tsunulia]

The Black Cherry and French Vanilla combo rawks out loud The Strawberries and Cream ......... meh, not so much.

 

[SoulManX]

Whatever happen to Pepsi Clear

 

[Master Chief]

Whatever happen to Pepsi Clear

Uh, it disappeared. Duh.

Still, I want my f**king money back. Pepsi, damn you and your false advertising.

 

[Bat Attack]

Whatever happen to Pepsi Clear

You can buy it on ebay. But I don't know how 12 year old soda would taste.

 

[SoulManX]

Uh, it disappeared. Duh.

Still, I want my f**king money back. Pepsi, damn you and your false advertising.

But I miss it...it was the only Pepsi I liked

 

[SoulManX]

You can buy it on ebay. But I don't know how 12 year old soda would taste.

Really...ah Ebay...

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Blech. I would like it if it weren't friggen' diet.

You need to watch your calories.
I just have this feeling that you should start drinking it.

 

[Bat Attack]

But I miss it...it was the only Pepsi I liked

But it tasted like regular pepsi, only clear right?

 

[Bat Attack]

You need to watch your calories.
I just have this feeling that you should start drinking it.

Nah.

 

[Mr. Credible]

Just giving everyone a heads up. I went out to buy a bottle after seeing that awesome commercial where everyday urban noises turned into jazz music, even though I thought it sounded terrible I thought it'd be a nice legal trip. But no. I feel ripped off. Anyone know if there's a "Dramatization" on the screen? That's the last time I'm buying anything from Pepsi. Unless I'm at a restaurant or something and that's all they have, then f**k it, I'll have a glass.

um..... yeah. that was pointless.




and i'd try this stuff if it came in diet. i don't see how people can drink regular cola products after comparing the label to their diet counterparts. especially considering that after the invention of splenda, the tastes are pretty similar.

 

[Bat Attack]

Um, Pepsi Jazz is diet. I hate the taste of diet soda. Blech blech blech! It will never taste the same as regular. NEVER!

 

[Tsunulia]

I hate the taste of diet soda. Blech blech blech! It will never taste the same as regular. NEVER!

Except for Dr Pepper

 

[Master Chief]

um..... yeah. that was pointless.




and i'd try this stuff if it came in diet. i don't see how people can drink regular cola products after comparing the label to their diet counterparts. especially considering that after the invention of splenda, the tastes are pretty similar.

It's not pointless, it's point is to warn you that Jazz Pepsi does not make you hear jazz music from things that aren't instruments.

 

[SoulManX]

But it tasted like regular pepsi, only clear right?

Nope to me it didn't.

 

[Duende Verde]

Whatever happen to Pepsi Clear

They still sell in Mexico

 

[Mr. Credible]

Um, Pepsi Jazz is diet. I hate the taste of diet soda. Blech blech blech! It will never taste the same as regular. NEVER!

diet dr. pepper is pretty damn close. so is coke zero.

i just can't enjoy the taste of a regular soda, knowing all the empty calories and carbs that come along with it. it isn't worth it.

 

[SoulManX]

It's not pointless, it's point is to warn you that Jazz Pepsi does not make you hear jazz music from things that aren't instruments.

MC you put too much stock into a commerical for soda pop

 

[SoulManX]

They still sell in Mexico

Sweet how much in Mexico for Pepsi Clear?

 

[Mr. Credible]

It's not pointless, it's point is to warn you that Jazz Pepsi does not make you hear jazz music from things that aren't instruments.

so, an advertisment showed you something that isn't real?


great. want a cookie?

 

[Tsunulia]

It's not pointless, it's point is to warn you that Jazz Pepsi does not make you hear jazz music from things that aren't instruments.

They need labels on it kinda like how commercials used to say that Barbie can't move on her own.

 

[Master Chief]

But I didn't see DRAMATIZATION on the TV! And why do they always make that in small print anyway? Meh. I'm going to sleep.

 

[Mr. Credible]

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[SoulManX]

But I didn't see DRAMATIZATION on the TV! And why do they always make that in small print anyway? Meh. I'm going to sleep.

End of days people....that is all