Jessica Simpson in Baywatch?

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  1. BT18

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    http://www.itv.com/news/entertainment_1962356.html

    Jessica Simpson has been tipped to star in a remake of Californian beach drama Baywatch.

    A source told a newspaper: "Jessica really caught the eye in The Dukes of Hazzard film last summer. She was the unanimous choice for the Baywatch role."

    Jessica, 25, will reportedly play a heroic lifeguard on Venice Beach, California and is expected to take up Pamela Anderson's legacy.

    The source added: "Jessica has all the assets to make Pammi's part her own."

    Producers also hope David Hasselhoff, 53, who played Lt Mitch Buchannon, will be interested in the remake if Jessica joins the cast.
     
  2. Antonello Blueberry

    Antonello Blueberry Inglorious bastard

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    Those boobs are made for swimming.
     
  3. Iceman

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    Finally a role for which she was born to play.
     
  4. Well you do need something to float on..if there is trouble.
     
  5. Hunter Rider

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    Perfect casting[​IMG]
     
  6. GoldGoblin

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    Can't wait to see her run in slow-mo.
     
  7. Iceman

    Iceman Daffy Duck Vs The Joker

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    Hopefully not a speaking role
     
  8. GoldGoblin

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    I hope they make the suits bikinis.
     
  9. RedIsNotBlue

    RedIsNotBlue Agree to disagree

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    Remake?? What the ****?
     
  10. 3dman27

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    it could be worse at least at leas its not a remake of enter the dragon
     
  11. KenK

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    But, her **** are real! Isn't that like sacrilage in the realm of Baywatch?!?
     
  12. GoldGoblin

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    ^:D
     
  13. RedIsNotBlue

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    Well I wasn't even aware there WAS a Baywatch movie already. :confused:
    And why can't Pam Anderson return? She still has it. And an even better question...who the **** wants to see this??? :down
     
  14. Immortalfire

    Immortalfire The Pain of Fast Air

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    Jessica cannot begin to compare to the might of Pam Anderson
     
  15. terry78

    terry78 Saturday night special

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    They said it's going to be somewhat tongue in cheek, not played seriously. If that's the case, then hells yeah I will go see it.
     
  16. Darthphere

    Darthphere Kneel before 'Drox!

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    But the reason Baywatch was so great was because it tried so hard to be serious.:(
     
  17. KenK

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    Yeah, if they're playing it for laughs, it might as well be Son of the Beach: The Movie.
     
  18. Darthphere

    Darthphere Kneel before 'Drox!

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    Exactly, it was only later on in the series when they went the slapstick route.
     
  19. Philly Phanboy

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    Will Jessica need to work on her Oscar speech for this role? :p
     
  20. Mr. Credible

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    uh... people with penises want to see it.
     
  21. terry78

    terry78 Saturday night special

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    Are there even any popular young actresses out there currently that have breasts as big as Pam Anderson, though? I never thought I'd see the day that immense **** would go the way of the dinosaur. Now everyone wants to look like boys. :(
     
  22. Antonello Blueberry

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    Selma Blair in "A dirty shame"
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    They're as real as Pam's.
     
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    Yea,Perfect casting.
     
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    They must cast Erica [FONT=arial,sans-serif][SIZE=-1]Durance for this Movie as well :up:
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  25. Darthphere

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    Its too early to kill her career.:up:
     

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