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Jessica Simpson in Baywatch?

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  1. BT18

    BT18 Superhero

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    http://www.itv.com/news/entertainment_1962356.html

    Jessica Simpson has been tipped to star in a remake of Californian beach drama Baywatch.

    A source told a newspaper: "Jessica really caught the eye in The Dukes of Hazzard film last summer. She was the unanimous choice for the Baywatch role."

    Jessica, 25, will reportedly play a heroic lifeguard on Venice Beach, California and is expected to take up Pamela Anderson's legacy.

    The source added: "Jessica has all the assets to make Pammi's part her own."

    Producers also hope David Hasselhoff, 53, who played Lt Mitch Buchannon, will be interested in the remake if Jessica joins the cast.
     
    #1 BT18, Apr 5, 2006
  2. Antonello Blueberry

    Antonello Blueberry Inglorious bastard

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    Those boobs are made for swimming.
     
    #2 Antonello Blueberry, Apr 5, 2006
  3. Iceman

    Iceman Daffy Duck Vs The Joker

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    Finally a role for which she was born to play.
     
    #3 Iceman, Apr 5, 2006
  4. ROBOCOP CPU001

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    Well you do need something to float on..if there is trouble.
     
    #4 ROBOCOP CPU001, Apr 5, 2006
  5. Hunter Rider

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    Perfect casting[​IMG]
     
    #5 Hunter Rider, Apr 5, 2006
  6. GoldGoblin

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    Can't wait to see her run in slow-mo.
     
    #6 GoldGoblin, Apr 5, 2006
  7. Iceman

    Iceman Daffy Duck Vs The Joker

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    Hopefully not a speaking role
     
    #7 Iceman, Apr 5, 2006
  8. GoldGoblin

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    I hope they make the suits bikinis.
     
    #8 GoldGoblin, Apr 5, 2006
  9. RedIsNotBlue

    RedIsNotBlue Agree to disagree

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    Remake?? What the ****?
     
    #9 RedIsNotBlue, Apr 5, 2006
  10. 3dman27

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    it could be worse at least at leas its not a remake of enter the dragon
     
    #10 3dman27, Apr 5, 2006
  11. KenK

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    But, her **** are real! Isn't that like sacrilage in the realm of Baywatch?!?
     
    #11 KenK, Apr 5, 2006
  12. GoldGoblin

    GoldGoblin Avenger

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    ^:D
     
    #12 GoldGoblin, Apr 5, 2006
  13. RedIsNotBlue

    RedIsNotBlue Agree to disagree

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    Well I wasn't even aware there WAS a Baywatch movie already. :confused:
    And why can't Pam Anderson return? She still has it. And an even better question...who the **** wants to see this??? :down
     
    #13 RedIsNotBlue, Apr 5, 2006
  14. Immortalfire

    Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    Jessica cannot begin to compare to the might of Pam Anderson
     
    #14 Immortalfire, Apr 5, 2006
  15. terry78

    terry78 My name is Stefan, sweet thang

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    They said it's going to be somewhat tongue in cheek, not played seriously. If that's the case, then hells yeah I will go see it.
     
    #15 terry78, Apr 5, 2006
  16. Darthphere

    Darthphere Kneel before 'Drox!

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    But the reason Baywatch was so great was because it tried so hard to be serious.:(
     
    #16 Darthphere, Apr 5, 2006
  17. KenK

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    Yeah, if they're playing it for laughs, it might as well be Son of the Beach: The Movie.
     
    #17 KenK, Apr 5, 2006
  18. Darthphere

    Darthphere Kneel before 'Drox!

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    Exactly, it was only later on in the series when they went the slapstick route.
     
    #18 Darthphere, Apr 5, 2006
  19. Philly Phanboy

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    Will Jessica need to work on her Oscar speech for this role? :p
     
    #19 Philly Phanboy, Apr 5, 2006
  20. Mr. Credible

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    uh... people with penises want to see it.
     
    #20 Mr. Credible, Apr 5, 2006
  21. terry78

    terry78 My name is Stefan, sweet thang

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    Are there even any popular young actresses out there currently that have breasts as big as Pam Anderson, though? I never thought I'd see the day that immense **** would go the way of the dinosaur. Now everyone wants to look like boys. :(
     
    #21 terry78, Apr 5, 2006
  22. Antonello Blueberry

    Antonello Blueberry Inglorious bastard

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    Selma Blair in "A dirty shame"
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    They're as real as Pam's.
     
    #22 Antonello Blueberry, Apr 5, 2006
  23. Darth Elektra

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    Yea,Perfect casting.
     
    #23 Darth Elektra, Apr 5, 2006
  24. GothicPowerMix1

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    They must cast Erica [FONT=arial,sans-serif][SIZE=-1]Durance for this Movie as well :up:
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    #24 GothicPowerMix1, Apr 5, 2006
  25. Darthphere

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    Its too early to kill her career.:up:
     
    #25 Darthphere, Apr 5, 2006
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