Kung Fu Monkey - Ongoing Series

[FunBobPants]

these are the characters:

Kung Fu Monkey
Height 4'9"
Weight 64 lbs
Eye Color: Blue
Fur Color: Brown
Bio: Everyone's favorite crime-fighting monkey, declared King of Monkey Town after defeating the invading giants.

Ki Ki
Height 4'7"
Weight 60 lbs
Eye Color: Green
Fur Color: White
Bio: Kung Fu Monkey's best friend.

Evil Monkey
Height 5'0"
Weight 90 lbs
Eye Color: Yellow and Red
Fur Color: White
Bio: Kung Fu Monkey's arch nemesis. Fought alongside the giants during the Monkey Town Invasion. Swore vengance on Kung Fu Monkey after the giants were defeated.

guest villians:

Purple Giant
Pink Giant
Pink Frog
Green Frog
Ki Ki (insane)
Kung Fu Munky (insane clone of Kung Fu Monkey)
The Giants


guest heroes:

Super Squirell
Iron Man# 12846-A and Iron Man# 12846-B (robots designed to look like Tony Stark to explore space)

and yes, this is supposed to suck. its like an SNL skit.

 

[FunBobPants]

Epsiode 101 "Giants"


Kung Fu Monkey sits on his mountain, making monkey noises all across Monkey Town

Kung Fu Monkey: Oo, oo, ahh ahh--

His friend, KiKi swings up.

Kung Fu Monkey: Hey, KiKi. What do you wanna do today?

KiKi: Kung Fu, theres a bunch of giants coming up Orangutan Hill!

Kung Fu Monkey: Holy Crap!

They both run towards Orangutan Mountain. When they get there, they see hundreds of giants, coming towards monkey town.

Kung Fu Monkey: Kiki, go to my lab. Get the bottle marked "SuperPowerPotion"

KiKi runs off. Kung Fu Monkey starts throwing things at the giants, also using his exceptional Kung Fu skills to ward off their monkey soldiers. KiKi throws him the bottle, he drinks the contents. He looks stronger, faster,-- you know the drill. He picks up a tree and throws it at the largest giant. One monkey soldier, with white fur rushes up behind him with a sword drawn. Kung Fu Monkey kicks him and the monkey runs off.

Kung Fu Monkey: Get the monkey police, we need help.

KiKi runs off to call the monkey cops. Kung Fu monkey starts tying a lot of vines and twigs into one big ball, while simultaneously throwing rocks and trees at giants. he finally gets it into a big enough ball to roll down the hill. it takes out all the giants. the one white monkey is left. Kung Fu Monkey turns to face the monkey in the tree.

To Be Continued

 

[FunBobPants]

Episode 102 "The Showdown"

Kung Fu Monkey faces the lone monkey soldier.

White Monkey (British accent): 'ello, mate. ready to get your ass kicked?

Kung Fu Monkey: Not today, you evil monkey!

White Monkey: Evil Monkey? You know, thats catchy, I think i'll get my name changed.

Kung Fu Monkey pulls out a gun just as the police arrive. He is about to shoot when Officer Gorilla arrests him and tells two other monkey officers to take him to jail.

Officer: Good job, young monkey. What's your name?

Kung Fu Monkey: Kung Fu. Kung Fu Monkey

Cut To.

Kung Fu Monkey is sitting on his mountain, looking happy.

Kung Fu Monkey: Wow, i'm King.

END CREDITS

 

[FunBobPants]

bump. more eps coming soon

 

[bored]

Drugs are bad.

 

[FunBobPants]

like a said, its supposed to suck. its supposed to be so horrible, its funny.

 

[FunBobPants]

Episode 103 "Dance Party"

Kung Fu Monkey dances.

END CREDITS

 

[FunBobPants]

bump.

 

[Abaddon]

I love the title.