Lap Dances for Everyone!!!

[Spider-Who?]

okay, well just me, but you all can watch

my new gf told me she wants to give me a lap dance the next time she and i are together. she also said she wants me to pick the song. SO, what songs do you all think are good lap dance songs?

 

[Kritish]

Lick it up - KISS

 

[PhotoJones]

lapdances should be spontaneous. if they're planned in advance, then it's just lame.

 

[Kritish]

lapdances should be spontaneous. if they're planned in advance, then it's just lame.

I've paid for a lapdance and it wasn't lame.

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

your girlfriend REALLY likes to dance to "Girls Girls Girls" by Motley Crue

 

[Riding Ghost]

Dance of the Dogs by Lynch Mob

 

[Kritish]

your girlfriend REALLY likes to dance to "Girls Girls Girls" by Motley Crue

I should have thought of that one.

 

[Spider-Who?]

lapdances should be spontaneous. if they're planned in advance, then it's just lame.

you have a point. thing is, she sent me one of those "free lap dance" gifs on myspace. i asked her when i can claim it to which she replied "whenever you want, i'll be coming over tomorrow, you pick the music".

 

[Immortalfire]

Play the Beach Boys, "Dance Dance Dance"

 

[PhotoJones]

I've paid for a lapdance and it wasn't lame.

paying for one is kinda lame too. actually, it's just sad.

 

[Spider-Who?]

your girlfriend REALLY likes to dance to "Girls Girls Girls" by Motley Crue

funny, your mum and little sis like that one too. you should see em, they really know how to work as a team.

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

I should have thought of that one.

and I'm almost embarassed to say what his girlfriend does during "Shook Me All Night Long" by ACDC

 

[Kritish]

you have a point. thing is, she sent me one of those "free lap dance" gifs on myspace. i asked her when i can claim it to which you replied "whenever you want, i'll be coming over tomorrow, you pick the music".

I wish I knew a girl like that. (that didn't cost me $500)
My girlfriend is a prude.

 

[THWIP*]

 

[Kritish]

and I'm almost embarassed to say what his girlfriend does during "Shook Me All Night Long" by ACDC

Mine likes Pink Floyd.

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

P.Diddy hanging on for dear life.....

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

most girls can't lapdance properly, the art of seduction is slowly and surely being lost with each generation



if you ever wish to look at your girlfriend again without shame, i suggest you abort...

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

Mine likes Pink Floyd.

yes....yes she does

 

[Spider-Who?]

Mine likes Pink Floyd.

sadly, she is not a Floyd fan. i almost cried when i found that out.

 

[Kritish]

A lap dance is always better then a strippers crying.

 

[Spider-Who?]

most girls can't lapdance properly, the art of seduction is slowly and surely being lost with each generation



if you ever wish to look at your girlfriend again without shame, i suggest you abort...

no, no need, but your compassion is appreciated. she used to be...how do you say? ...a "pro".

 

[Spider-Who?]

A lap dance is always better then a strippers crying.

wuahahahaha i think she might slap me! but god do i want to use that one now!

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

you should take her to Delilah's Den or DayDreams to pick up some pointers first.... Philly's Finest Gentlemen's establishments

 

[MaskedManJRK]

wuahahahaha i think she might slap me! but god do i want to use that one now!

Try using it at first and as she notices and starts to get off, you just change it to the better song, apologize, and get back to the lap dance.

Oh, and by the way...YOU F**KING LUCKY BASTARD. I have no one at all.

 

[Kritish]

Rob Zombie - Feel so numb

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-pjb33ZO8M&search=Rob Zombie