Lionsgate to take on Zealot: The Life and Times of Jesus of Nazareth

[Pink Ranger]

Richard Donner's SUPERMAN: THE MOVIE is the most accurate movie about Jesus ever made. Trust me, I had over 12 years of Catholic School education. t:

You got me, I totally forgot about that one. And E.T. too. And Highlander 2: The Quickening.

 

[Human Torch]

"There you go again."

 

[Airwings]

How many films about Jesus does the world need?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Sometimes you need to pop your KING OF KINGS and THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD blu rays out of the player and put some more current Jesus centric films in there.

 

[Human Torch]

How many films about Jesus does the world need?

Good ones?Plenty.

This doesn't sound like it'll be one of those,unfortunately.

 

[Airwings]

Good ones?Plenty.

This doesn't sound like it'll be one of those,unfortunately.

But why don't they ever make films of David and Goliath, or Tower of Babel (just to mention a couple)?

 

[DA_Champion]

But why don't they ever make films of David and Goliath, or Tower of Babel (just to mention a couple)?

Well, they are making Moses (I think?) and Noah.

 

[Airwings]

Well, they are making Moses (I think?) and Noah.

And then, after ten years, the same three characters will get films again

 

[DA_Champion]

Has Noah had a film before?

 

[Airwings]

One directed by John Houston, and one with Jon Voight in the role?

 

[Llama_Shepherd]

But why don't they ever make films of David and Goliath, or Tower of Babel (just to mention a couple)?

The New Testament pretty much retcons the Old Testament. So Christians generally want to see JayCee.

 

[Anubis]

But the new Testaments so damn bOOOring.

Unless they do Revalations. That would be interesting.

 

[DA_Champion]

The Book of Joshua could make a good movie.

 

[Human Torch]

But why don't they ever make films of David and Goliath, or Tower of Babel (just to mention a couple)?

We don't really even get Jesus films all that often.Usually it's all "made for TV mini series". Apart from Passion of the Christ,what was the most recent Jesus film in wide release?The Greatest Story Ever Told from the mid 60's?

 

[DarkSovereignty]

The last temptation of Christ...

 

[Human Torch]

The last temptation of Christ...

Like I said, when was the last time a Jesus film was in wide release......t:

 

[Anubis]

The last temptation of Christ...

Which the Christians didn't like.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Which means I'll probably love it


Huzzah, it's on Netflix streaming!

 

[Anubis]

Apparently doing What If? Bible stories is frowned upon.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Fans are often adverse to elseworld comics

 

[Human Torch]

The Bible isn't one of those "Choose your own ending" books.

 

[Anubis]

Fans are often adverse to elseworld comics

But that be some of the best ones!

Give me Superman: Secret Identity over Grounded anyday.

 

[Anubis]

The Bible isn't one of those "Choose your own ending" books.

Nah, it's really more one of those "Interpret it anyway that fits your own agenda" sorta books.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Hey-ooooohhhhh.