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lolpics! - - Part 11

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It's okay, I had no idea what your were talking about anyway. :)
 
the tagline for the last one makes it more awkward than funny
 
I'm surprised he didn't ask - What if I tried oranges instead?
 
I had a similar conversation with my genetics professor. His final was worth ten points towards the final grade but his ideology was if you needed something like a 20 on the final don't show up and he'll bump up the grade. Cause it's improbable to not get a 20. So he had people with low 70s asking for 'b's cause they were "so close." We had a good laugh.
 
Maybe the teacher should have talked in video game language.

You are playing a video game which has 11 levels.

For the 1st 10 levels, you can collect up to 5 arrows.

On the eleventh level, you need 25 arrows to defeat the final boss.

At the start of the 10th level you realize you only collected 7, so the maximum amount of arrows you could use on the final boss is 12. How can you defeat the final boss with only 12?

"Well, what if I used a sword?"
 
The correct answer is I saw you cheating on your wife with the history teacher.
 
To be fair, I misread the sign before I saw what was on display.

But possibly.

Heh. Gross.

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In other casting news: John Cena has been confirmed to play Heavy in the film version of Team Fortress 2

(...or: not. For those who thought I was serious)

Why is Frankenstein hanging out with the dude who died from watching the video in The Ring?
 
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