Make sure your Gamer Motto isn't offensive...

[WhatsHisFace]

http://www.joystiq.com/2007/10/12/microsoft-gets-tough-on-naughty-gamer-mottos/

Even though your "Bros b4 hos" Gamer Motto may be both poignant and accurate, you may want to rethink it if you plan on playing on Xbox Live this weekend. Savings sultan CheapyD warns that his account was suspended for around 24 hours for his seemingly innocuous motto of "Konichiwa, *****es!" Another user on the site got a similar punishment for "called the šhit þoop," which is probably a bit more fair.

As Cheapy points out, a warning probably would have been sufficient, instead of automatically suspending a paying customer's account. There's still no word on whether or not Van Halen fans will get similar punishment for using their mottos to celebrate For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge.

...or you will f33l teh wr@th of teh h4xX!!

Mine is just "GET TO DA CHOPPAH!!!!" so I'm fine.

 

[cookiva]

enter your motto is my motto....

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Or "You say tomato, I say to-Motto."

 

[cookiva]

ooofff, That was pretty bad, WHF....

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Maybe I'll just make something incredibly offensive.

 

[cookiva]

Im about to change it to ****ing ****s and their ****ing ****ing ****asses

 

[블라스]

Domo Arigato, Mister Romotto!

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Domo Arigato, Mister Romotto!

Holy crap. It that fits, I'm totally using it.

 

[블라스]

Go ahead

 

[WhatsHisFace]

You have helped teh WHF. You will be awarded one free internet.

 

[블라스]

ZOMG ONE FREE INTERNET!
I'M GOING TO DISNEYLANDZ!

 

[WhatsHisFace]

U c@n buy happ1nezz w|th teh inter|\|etz *^__^*

<(0_0)> (>0_0)> ^(0_0)^ <(0_0<) v(0_0)v <(0_0)>

 

[블라스]

Leetest post ever.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

I was a 1337 man once... back at the turn of the millennium *inhales cigarette*... now I'm just a washed up hack. *exhales through the mouth* The world's not as simple as it used to be. It's not nearly as free or as full of wonder, either.

 

[블라스]

 

[WhatsHisFace]

I'd like to thank the Academy...

... but unfortunately I can't because you're all a bunch of talentless, mindless, unrewarding hacks and your "efforts" are just sending Hollywood down the drain.

 

[블라스]

I should just give you a "Gammy" for that.
It's the best award ever created.

 

[Matrixo]

Mine is "Gary Oldman Rules!" No joke. I was gonna put "Gary Oldman rules...No Homo."

 

[WhatsHisFace]

I should just give you a "Gammy" for that.
It's the best award ever created.

All statues bow to the Gammy.

 

[cookiva]

what I did when I saw Gammy's statue...

Spoiler

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Gamera is such a bad idea for a monster.

 

[Joker]

my motto was "Porch Monkey 4 Life" until recently...

 

[strikezone89]

NECIE IS MY BÍT¤H
Is my motto

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Free Mumia!!! Again!!! should be mine.

 

[블라스]

It's actually the best idea ever for a monster, WHF.
A giant turtle? Come on, that's gold.